Valentines Day. A day made up by greeting card and candy companies to make more money. Not to mention the numerous flower shops that receive so much business on this day. It’s just another day to make you feel worthless and alone. A day that makes you want to lock yourself in your room and not come out again until June.

All the so called happy couples walking around holding hands and cuddling on park benches. It’s nauseating really. Makes you want to scream, but instead you walk to the closest shop and buy yourself one of the big boxes of chocolates to drown yourself in. If not a box then a gallon of ice cream. It’s your choice.

This is a day that needs to be… taken care of in a sense. So now that you’ve heard these opinions and thoughts. Let me tell you how Clementine stole Valentines Day.