What to Get Your Arch-Foe for Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
A seagull and rotten candy

On the second day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the third day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the fourth day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Four viruses
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the fifth day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Five nuclear bombs!
Four viruses
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the sixth day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Six dead fish
Five nuclear bombs!
Four viruses
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the seventh day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Seven hungry sharks
Six dead fish
Five nuclear bombs!
Four viruses
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the eighth day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Eight grandmas yakking
Seven hungry sharks
Six dead fish
Five nuclear bombs!
Four viruses
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the ninth day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Nine broken mirrors
Eight grandmas yakking
Seven hungry sharks
Six dead fish
Five nuclear bombs!
Four viruses
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the tenth day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Ten angry cannibals
Nine broken mirrors
Eight grandmas yakking
Seven hungry sharks
Six dead fish
Five nuclear bombs!
Four viruses
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Eleven annoying fangirls
Ten angry cannibals
Nine broken mirrors
Eight grandmas yakking
Seven hungry sharks
Six dead fish
Five nuclear bombs!
Four viruses
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My arch-foe gave to me
Twelve snipers sniping
Eleven annoying fangirls
Ten angry cannibals
Nine broken mirrors
Eight grandmas yakking
Seven hungry sharks
Six dead fish
Five nuclear bombs!
Four viruses
Three human skulls
Two ex-best friends
And a seagull and rotten candy!!

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And yeah, I know that it was long and annoying.