A/N: here’s something that would spoil your appetites…

A School day in the Life of a Witless Boy

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A fat, snotty young toddler of the masculine sex fidgeted uncomfortably in his seat. He was sitting on something squishy and wasn’t liking the feeling.

Eventually, his pursuit for comfort got the better of him and he raised a chubby fist into the air.

His elderly teacher eyed his meticulously through sharp spectacles. “Yes?” she asked tartly.

The boy stood up. “Ma’am? Does fart rot in your underwear?” he inquired with utter seriousness.

The woman blinked at the question while a laugh rippled across the class.

“No…” the teacher answered before turning to the rest. “Remember class, no matter how loud and/or smelly you fart, they never rot in you underwear.”

The fat, witless boy paled and clutched his bottom.

“Oh NO! This IS poop!”

END

A/N: tell me what you think!!! thanks to my swimming coach for sending me this message…enjoy!xD and ciAo…