"Tarquin, what do you mean?"

"I already explained it..." Denny didn't get it. He didn't understand how time and the universe worked the same way a genius like I do. Eugene didn't get it either, but he sucks anyways.

"Shut the fuck up Eugene."

"I didn't say anything..." Eugene was in denial of his own gayness.

"Alright you two tards, I'll explain the universe." I sat down in my cool Tarq-Chair, which has 3 legs and only 2 wheels, and sometimes the not-wheeled leg falls off and one time I broke my jaw.

"The Universe is a series of boxes in time. Each box is next to the last box, and is only changed by the smallest instantaneous fraction of an instant. One single space moved, for each and every object in the entire universe."

Denny raised his head off the table and farted, but pretended it didn't happen.

"Okay, so basically every time we move, we create a new box."

"Uh, okay. Yeah. That's right," Eugene spat out, but then I spat on him, and his clothes melted because they were made out of crappy church wafers.

"Aw man, my tastiest clothes." Derrick laughed so hard he blew snot all over my chicken dinner, and I punched him, hurtling him through a fuckin' wall. He climbed back into the room, and a cold breeze that sucked came in through the hole, so we moved into the furnace room.

We sat down on the floor, and my fingernails scratched the cement from its surface.

"Okay, so you can travel between these boxes. This is called time travel. When you travel inbetween two of these boxes, then there is two of you in each box you've travelled in. You can freely walk around the box, creating images of you like a long snake, as long as you want. But if you ever see your original self, you explode. This is what a doppelganger is; I originally thought you hung clothes on them."

"Man, Tarquin, this makes no sense." Denny was getting pissed, and the furnace room was really hot.

"Yeah, I guess it doesn't." Eugene was all like

"No, I get it. The boxes are like snakes. You travel from one time box to the other to create more snakes."

"Shut up Eugene."