This is a parody of the song Don't lose my number by Phil Collins. It's called You're not anywhere I can't hear you.

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It happened in a speech while he was far behind

stomping for more votes

Iowa was where to find him

reporters were taking notes

'I'll be the president'

They heard him cry

No one believed him

He wasn't trying to do anything wrong

His campaign got worse as time went on

Howard! Howard you can shout my number

You're not anywhere where I can't hear you.

Ohhh, Howard, Howard you can shout my number

Cause you're not anywhere that where I can't hear you, ohhh

Talking through the day and even at night

He wouldn't stop till he arrived

Nobody knew him and they didn't understand

After he explained why

'I'm on my way'

They heard him say

Then a deafening sound

All we could hear was his horrible scream

That's all we can hear to this day

Howard! Howard you can shout my number

You're not anywhere where I can't hear you.

Ohhh, Howard, Howard you can shout my number

Cause you're not anywhere that where I can't hear you, ooh

Don't give up

Keep running, keep trying

Don't give up

There are still people on your side

Don't give up

Aren't you? Aren't you running for the job of your life

Howard! Howard you can shout my number

You're not anywhere where I can't hear you.

Ohhh, Howard, Howard you shout my number

Cause you're not anywhere that where I can't hear you, ooh

It happened in a speech while he was far behind

stomping for more votes

Iowa was where to find him

reporters were taking notes

'I'll be the president'

They heard him cry

No one believed him

He wasn't trying to do anything wrong

His campaign got worse as time went on

Howard! Howard you shout my number

You're not anywhere where I can't hear you.

Ohhh, Howard, Howard you can my number

Cause you're not anywhere that where I can't hear you, ohhh