Commercial Parodies

A/N: Hello, people!! This is my first fic here in fictionpress. I'm new to the site. So, anyways, this story is simply making fun of some annoying commercials. Go ahead, flame me if you want. I don't give a damn, but be honest. If you review my stories, I'll try to review yours. Yeah, so I hope you enjoy this story as much as I enjoyed writing it. I wrote it some time in August, this year, while I was visiting my daddy in Florida.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these commercials. I'm just simply having fun with them.

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Manwhich

"Kids, guess what I have for dinner today!" a mother asked her kids.

"What?" the kids asked.

"I got manwhich!!" the mother exclaimed. "Aren't you happy?"

"Mommy, we don't know what a manwhich is," the little red-head girl protested.

"YOU STUPID KIDS!!" the mother roared. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS!! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A GAME BOY IS, RIGHT?!"

"Isn't that a boy that likes games?" the little blonde girl asked.

"You're eating the Manwhich and that's that," the mother firmly stated. She cooked the Manwhich, while the kids waited at the table.

"Now my dumb daughters, eat your Manwhich and tell me how you liked it."

The little red-headed girl took a bite out of her Manwhich and choked.

"Whops, I forgot I put too much salt for absolutely no reason," the mother said, just realizing. "I don't think I was supposed to put salt in it, right?"

"Mommy, do you...have...water?" the little girl asked, choking on her words.

"Sorry, dear, we're all out of drinks and we won't be buying for at least another month."

The read-headed girl collapsed.

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A/N: So, that's the first chapter. There's 10 more chapters and I'd like to post them, but I need to know if YOU liked it, so I can continue. Flames/constructive criticism are welcome! See ya!!

MJButterflies