|Year of the Rabbit
Author: Hate to Hope PM
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 06-13-08 - Published: 12-21-06 - Status: Complete - id: 2293867
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YEAR OF THE RABBIT
Bunny Fact 27: The Easter Bunny Doesn't Exist
Here we were. Here it all was. It all came down to this little shindig.
It was almost over. I hadn't seen Rhode or anyone from our party for awhile. I was on some street I'd never really been on before, which was sketchy, but it looked nice enough. I was, in fact, in a rich neighbourhood, so I assumed everyone around here had too much money to care to rob me. In fact, I looked like the most homeless person around.
Especially since I was offering eggs to the rich kids.
"Excuse me," I approached a flock of smoking teens who all wore identical white shirts. "Happy Easter and all that. Have an egg."