Mirror, Mirror

Get off my wall

You've caused me great embarrassment

My eyebrows are gone

You messed up the lighting while I tweezed me eyebrows

Mirror, Mirror

Get off my wall

You've caused me many years of torture

My self esteem was gone

You made me think I was ugly and dumb

Mirror, Mirror

Get off my wall

You've caused me great pain

My fingers are cut

You messed with my mind and now you're in pieces

They say 7 years of bad luck comes with a broken mirror

You've already ruined the first 14 of mine

Adding another 7 barely matters to me

Don't worry my daughter isn't going to own a mirror

She isn't going to go through the pain and embarrassment

Or end up in a mental hospital (like me)

Just cause I'm in one doesn't mean I'm crazy

You're the crazy one

Messing with people's minds

You evil piece off glass!

You show me the one thing I don't want to see (me!)

A/N- Yes the narrator is crazy and yes you can classify this as humor or angst or an array of things.