“Crayons vs. Sharpies”

Those Sharpies think they’re so tough and so hot

With their fine point tips that don’t miss any spots.

But we’ll show them, show them we will

That us lowly Crayons are the real deal.

We’ve got a box to keep us in order.

It comes with a sharpener in the back corner.

Those Sharpies got nothing,

Sitting in jars pretending they’re something.

But us, we got it, we’re pretty swell.

We’re non-toxic too, without any smell.

We’ll destroy those Sharpies who think they’re the bomb.

We’ll have them running home crying for mom

With their caps broken off and their ink running free.

We’ll show them how tough Crayons can be.

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Who do those Crayons think that they are?

They think they can beat us Sharpies? How far

Do you think their little brains have flown from their heads?

Maybe a mile or two. They should be in their beds

With their mommies tucking them in all warm

Telling them tales about the dreaded Snarf-Barm

Who will gobble them up with its long shiny teeth

If they dare fight the Sharpies who cannot be beat.

Yeah, we got it all, us Sharpies are great.

We come in cool colors; so Crayons, don’t hate.

We’ll fight if you want, but we’ll always prevail.

You’re nothing to us and we’ll crush you like snails.

So come on if you want, bring it to us.

This is one fight you have already lost.