How to live happily ever after

In ten steps

Hi, folks! So, everyone knows girls want to live happily ever after with their princes. Now I’ll tell you how to make that dream come true!

1st step – Kill your mother and make your father marry a beautiful but evil woman

2nd step – Send your father on a big trip or kill him as well

3rd step – Buy yourself a wonderful dress that you say you won’t ever use

4th step – Pretend you work hard (and that it is your stepmother who makes you work)

5th step – Kick your friends out of your life and pretend you’re lonely

7th step – Eat a red apple/ hurt yourself while sewing/ cry about not going to a ball

8th step – Lay down on a beautiful bed, using your wonderful dress (in case you have chosen to cry, go to the ball and dance with the prince), waiting for your prince to come

9th step – Let him kiss you and open your eyes when it ends or, if you were standing (in the ball), kiss him back and run away.

10th step – The prince will ask you to marry him, you smile and kiss him lifting your foot from the ground

Extra Step: Phone me before the 10th step and I’ll be there to say “and they will live happily ever after” and bring some birds, butterflies and rainbows with me!

NOTE: IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, I WONT GIVE YOUR MONEY BACK