A Classic Fairytale

Or

A Not So Classic Fairytale

Whichever You Prefer

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Snow White. Odd name, you might say (or not), but it suited her, for she had skin as white as snow, and never went outside. No one knows if she never went outside because she was so pale, or if she was so pale because she never went outside, but it doesn't matter.

Snow White had an evil stepmother, as all princesses seem to. Her stepmother was very jealous of Snow White because Snow White was much prettier (or more pretty, whichever you prefer). Nobody ever bothered to tell the stepmother (who will now be referred to as "Queen" because "the stepmother" takes quite a while to type out) that to be as pretty as Snow White, all she had to do was never go out in the sun, rain, or any other type of weather.

After Queen tried to kill her, Snow White went to live with seven dwarfs, who all had names, but they didn't matter.

Apparently, Snow White did not listen to her mother as a child, because one day while she was out doing something or another, she came across an old hag, who offered her an apple. She took it, disregarding everything her mother had taught her.

As was expected, the old hag was Queen, and the apple was poisoned, but everything was okay, because The Prince (of what country? It is unknown) saved her, as all princes seem to do for princesses. The strange thing was, it never occurred to Snow White that if she had not broken her routine of never going outside, this would have never happened.

And it all ended up with Andy eating a taco in drag (the taco, not Andy).

So, the moral of the story is, the sheep likes fish. Or, never go outside. Whichever you prefer.

The End