Dude, I'm a woman! You can't do that in front of me!

We're cool we're fun

I love you for that

And all the times you make me laugh

I'll love you most because

You helped me get through this

Well I'm not in his pants, they've got flowers on them!

I can't say much but thank you

I would die for you

I hope you know that,

cause you're my buddy

Yeah, that buddy

Don't laugh to hard.

I love your goldfish more then I love you

Well thats still true

But really

You came when I needed you

And I just hope you wont leave again

Cause I think I need you around

CAUSE ITS SUMBER TIME!!!

Love you like a brother

Except not my brother, he's an ass

I hope you love me enough

To deal with me even if

I piss you off

If you put it on backwards it would totally look better

I hope this made you happy

I hope it made you laugh

So call me if you love me

Even just a little bit

Don't be mad

And if you are

Buddy read a bit more

You'll forgive me.

Its the what company?

How many balls DO you have?

THAT can.

Look its a prostitute! Oh... Never mind.

I don't love your blanket!!!

Its not a flower, its a bunch of apples. Theres the stem!

Yup, I punched him.

And Finally, buddy

If you're mad at me just remember

My face is UP HERE