Tea

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Two lesbians went out for tea.

They discussed the weather, their schoolwork, current events, and their favourite positions for oral sex.

Finally, the conversation turned to their love lives.

"So tell me, love, why are you still single?" asked the one.

"There's no fucking dykes on campus," replied the other.

"But of course there are," the first claimed, daintily sipping from her cup.

"You're right, there are. It's just that all of them are ugly, taken, or both!"

"What utter nonsense. How about Vanessa?"

"Ugly."

"To each her own," her friend politely coughed. "What of Michelle?"

"Taken."

The woman frowned. "I didn't know. Paulette, then?"

"Attractive and single, but completely fucking psychotic!"

"Maria? Joan? Reanne? Lauren? Ilona? Justine?"

Each query was met with an emphatic shake of the head and a very good reason why that person was indubitably out of the question.

"Well, dear," the other said thoughtfully, "it would appear that you are fresh out of luck." A tinge of disappointment crossed her friend's face. "Unless..."

"Unless what?"

"What about me?"

"Well, you," she said slowly, "you're not interested."

"According to whom?" the other enquired.

Her friend began to blush.

They paid the bill and left.