Top Ten Rules of Halloween

10. NEVER take ANYTHING from the dead.

9. NEVER spend the night in Amityville, on Elm Street, in the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

8. NEVER trust a stranger bearing power tools, such as chainsaws, hedge trimmers, lawnmowers, or staple guns.

7. NEVER stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

6. As a General Rule, NEVER solve puzzles that can open a portal to Hell.

5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.

4. If you find a town that looks deserted, there is probably a reason for it. NEVER stop and look around.

3. NEVER go and search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

2. NEVER read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

And Last but not least…

1. When it appears that you have finally killed the monster, NEVER, EVER, check to see if it’s really dead.