Author’s Note: This chapter focuses more on science fiction than on horror.

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Cute dog, mister. Where’s his head?

Light Particle Condensation: walking on sunshine.

Wal-Mart: Your Supreme Overlord Since 2014.

Please. Don’t leave. Mommy gets mad.

Stop bleeding on my good couch!

Manifest Destiny: yeah, that’s ours now.

Red meat doesn’t kill. Green does.

Prosthetics can replace anything. Souls, even.

Automotive Microtransactions: 5.00 for second gear.

Solution to Global Warming: Nuclear Winter.

Unenhanced humans denied health insurance claims.

My mom? Pretty nice, if crunchy.

Download a New Heritage: Only 19.95!

Painful? Never. We paralyze our victims.

How many kidneys do I…oops.

“…heard of decency?” “In a textbook.”

“You ate my planet!” “Temporary inconvenience.”

Matters of Humanity by Killbot 27-A.

Strangler? Oh, yeah! He’s here. Meatloaf?

“Dad’s dead.” “Again? I just fixed him!”