EPSE
English Paper
Special Edition

by Carissa Hanson, Kassondra Seeds, Stephenie Atteberry, and Kelly Gibbs

Also assisted by Kirstin Morris

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Introduction

Penetrating green eyes, short black hair, somewhat short girl with rectangle glasses and a blood-stained paperclip tied around her neck. “Hello…my name is Emerald, based on Kassy. Or Em. Sometimes Emmy… Also known as the Paperclip Maniac. Heh, heh, heh…” She grins evilly, fiddling with the paperclip.

Hazel eyes, short light brown hair, also somewhat short boy with square glasses. “…Yeah, I’m Jerry. Based on the original Jordon Beery. VIVA LA PIE!” He throws a fist in the air and falls backwards out of sight, but climbs back up, grinning sheepishly.

Icy blue eyes, red hair in pigtails, tall girl with round glasses and a baseball cap. “Emerald, quit scaring the readers! Hi, I’m Q, based on Carissa!” She gives the peace sign.

Kind brown eyes, wavy blonde hair, a girl of medium height with a tofu bar in hand. “Thank you for deciding to read our stories! I am “K”… based on Kirstin.” She smiles and waves politely.

Deep black eyes, black hair in a somewhat long ponytail, tall girl with cat-eye glasses and a sadistic smirk on her face. “We hope you enjoy them. Of course, you have to have a good sense of humor. I’m Radar, based on Steph.” She crosses her arms, still smirking.

Hazel eyes full of laughter, windswept dusty blonde hair, boy of medium height. “By this, we mean you must find pyromaniac activities humorous. I’m Pyro.” He smiles and waves. Emerald leans up against him and he rolls his eyes, but still smiles.

Lit up black eyes that keep darting everywhere, brownish-black ruffled hair, short boy with round glasses. “You also must be able to laugh at some kinds of death, but still find other kinds of death sad. I’m Bobert, based on Joe.” He grins. Jerry shoves into him. Bobert shoves back. The two start fighting.

Sharp black eyes, short black hair, tall boy with an evil smirk. “And you have to be able to put up with some sorts of randomness. I’m Hydro, based on Kyle Sharkey.” He observes Jerry and Bobert, who are still fighting, and kicks at the both of them, laughing slightly.

Wild brown eyes, red hair with a black cap, extremely tall and larger boy with his hands behind his back. “And there’s lots of stupid stuff, namely because of me. I’m COPO! Based on Seann.” Hydro looks behind Copo and smirks up at him and Copo grins.

Small blue eyes, long blonde hair, tall girl. “And then there is some stuff that’s actually quite sweet. I’m Blondie, based on Christina.” She smiles and waves slightly, avoiding Jerry and Bobert, who are still fighting.

Mocking green-blue eyes, wavy shoulder-length brown-red hair, girl of medium height. “So that means there’s some romantic stuff, too. And there’s actually an entire story dedicated to that. I’m Hazel, based on Kelly.” She smiles and rolls her eyes at Jerry and Bobert.

Deep brown eyes, light brown hair, tall boy. “And there’s also some dramatic stuff, too. Consider this your warning. I’m TH.” He is knocked over by Jerry and Bobert.

Daydreaming black eyes, long black hair, short girl. “And there’s a bunch of supernatural stuff. So if that doesn’t float well with you… maybe you should find something else. I’m Selena.” She smiles, and finally, sits on top of Jerry and Bobert, preventing them from fighting.

“But we hope you like these stories. And now that we’ve introduced ourselves, read on!” says Emerald.

Suddenly, there is a large explosion.

“COPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

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OK, I'm sure you're wondering, What the heck? Well, this is basically a group of related stories all put into one giant story that is EPSE.

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