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Author: tenaciousJ
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 7 - Published: 01-31-07 - Updated: 05-02-07 - id:2312911

After reading the first several parts, you must be thinking, "How do you expect me to get him to do exactly what I want?" The answer is very simple:

Fuck him...A LOT.

Yep, you're going to have to bite the bullet and fuck him as much as possible. And I don't just mean fucking, I mean you have to do stuff with him he hasn't done before. Because of the guy he is his favorite is probably "Deep intense love making where we both look into each others eyes." Ew, I know but he is a sensitive guy and you have to use it against me

BUT there is plenty of stuff he hasn't done and probably has a slightly kinky side. If he hasn't done it, let him do it. Tell him how much you love doing it with him because "You love him so much." A lie? You bet but he'll fall for it.

You're going to have to fuck him often. You use this to distract him from the many MANY flaws he may think you have. You don't want him to hang out with his friends? Be seductive. Touch him in the right spots and whisper in his ear, "But babe we could have so much fun if you stayed in." This also works with getting his money. Outfits he might think are hot? Have him buy it. There's a bra that he thinks you'll look hot in? He gives you his credit card. The possibilities are endless.

I'm not saying sex controls men, I'm saying YOU control men by using the gifts God gave you, and what kind of Christian would you be if you didn't use them to their full potential?

Random fucks, sucks, whatever keeps him in check, and keeps you in check with him.

Remember, this guy probably worships any girl that shows him attention and locks onto that. The power is already there as soon as you fuck him, you just have to play it cool.

Keep showing your love and your pooter and the world is yours.

So how long can you string this chump along? Aren't you going to be sick of him by down? The beginning of the end next.



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