Author: Gum-Gun-Explorer-Maniac PM
A story filled with spoofiness, toilet humor, crude humor and the crumbling sanity of society, revoloving around one pair of dunderheads.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 02-01-07 - id: 2313469
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The laughter of a maniac erupted through the school as a young Asian girl began to poke at a Hispanic with a fork. "Ha ha! Baka, baka, baka!"
"But I don't even know what that is- ow! My sensitive spot!" The young Hispanic cried aloud, rubbing her rear.
"That is what makes you baka!"
"Leave me alone!"
The laughing and torture went on for a while until the 'Disciplinary Fairy' popped out of the blue. "Excuse me; you shouldn't poke people with forks... it's dangerous." Everything paused as both young girls stared at the fairy man.
"... My uncle said men don't wear skirts unless you're Link from the Zelda series or..." A long dragging pause occured as the Hispanic girl's eyes shrunk to dots. She blinked. Then she shrieked as she jumped behind the Asian girl who had poked her with a fork before. "Look out! He's gay! Help! There's a gay on the loose!" The Asian girl blinked to this. She grinned.
"You kiss men and stuff, right?" She asked, her smile as big as a Cheshire cat grin. "Can you fulfill my life long dream and kiss one in front of me... y'know, because I've got teen hormones?" The girl asked, her grin completely innocent but her mind rolling in mud.
He gave her a disgusted look. "You're... you're just nine..."
"But I've still got hormones... right?" She looked back at her ex-victim. The other girl shrugged. "Haven't you ever kissed a guy and felt a tingly sensation before?" She questioned angrily. The Hispanic blushed and began to play around with the hem of her shirt, shifting her gaze away from the fairy man and the Asian.
"But you're only nine!"
"Nine and a half!" The Asian snapped, whirling to face him. The Hispanic sobbed due to the fact that she was ashamed.
"I'm a dirty teenager!" She wailed. The Asian laughed, grabbed her fork and began poking her again.
"Ha ha! Chelsea's a perverted baka!"
"Rei, stop it!"
Both started all over again, completely oblivious to the Disciplinary Fairy. Ashamed of children's filthy minds, he retired a day later.
The Dicsiplinary Fairy is not a permanent character here. Only Chelsea and Rei are. And as the chapters pass, both characters grow up together and their ideas mature as their jokes do the same. I'll warn you if the jokes might involve sick humor.