Sugar High - A Graphic Novel

Page1: Lindsay dressed in a corset, mini skirt, big boots and fishnets dancing in a spot light at some club.

Caption: This is Lindsay. She is an artistic creature unique to this universe. With proper care she is lovable and cuddly. Those who fail to follow the care instructions properly suffer horribly.

Page2:

Frame1: Lindsay at work with six arms all doing something different.

Caption: Few are brave enough to approach Lindsay in her natural habitat. With her ADHD and the right stimulus she is a freakishly efficient worker.

Frame2: Lindsay in front of a drawing board drawing something creepy. In front of her is a bowl of fruit she is supposed to be drawing.

Caption: However, her creative mind is impossible to harness for any purpose but of her own devising.

Frame3: Lindsay passed out in bed.

Caption: Of course Lindsay is a "ball of energy. always on the go". Spending all day bouncing from place to place takes a lot out of her.

Page3:Dimitri sitting infront of a four course meal chowing down.

Caption: This is Lindsay's mate, Dimitri. Affectionately named "Foreigner", he is a human garborator.

Page4:

Frame1: Dimitri literally plugged into the computer he is sitting in front of.

Caption: Dimitri is found when ever possible in front of a glowing computer screen. Some have speculated that he is in fact a robot. This may be the proof.

Frame2: Dimitri passed out in bed.

Caption: Above all, he spends as much time as he can sleeping.

Frame 3: View of a bed with moving lumps under the covers.

Caption: ... Or doing other things in bed.

Page5: Liz sitting on the couch looking bloated with ice cream all over her face, shirt and hands. Discarded containers of ice cream all around her and a spoon clutched in her hand.

Caption: They, of course, had a love child; the lovable, laughable Lizifer...

Page6:

Frame1: Liz in the act of sneaking up on Lindsay.

Caption: Her pass-times include being sneaky,

Frame2: Liz dancing around with innocent bystanders staring at her.

Caption: being weird...

Frame3: Liz covered in shiny things.

Caption: And shinies.

Page7: Lindsay, Dimitri and Liz holding hands skipping off into the distance of a meadow filled with rainbows and cute animals.

Caption: Together, these three live happily ever after, finding new and insane ways to entertain themselves on their quest to find the perfect shiny and/or take over the world, which ever happens first...

Chapter One Title page

A close up of a steaming cup of coffee with the Starbucks logo that has been modified to look like a cat.

Caption: This ain’t not kitty’s Starbucks

Page 9:

Frame1: Lindsay and Dimitri by the front door.

Lindsay: Liz! We have a surprise for you!

Frame2: Linday holding up a cat that looks kind of rabid.

Liz: Ooo… Kitty!

Frame3: Kitty scratches Liz.

Liz: Ow! Your kitty scratched me.

Lindsay: Maybe Mr. Kittlesworth knows you’re weird.

Page 10:

Frame1: Liz staring Mr. Kittlesworth down.

Frame2: Liz pointing at the cat. Lindsay standing with her arms crossed.

Liz: That cat is evil!

Lindsay: You’re just being silly. Mr. Kittlesworth is not evil.

Frame3: Dimitri feeding the Kitty.

Dimitri: Good Kitty.

Frame4: Liz trying to hit the cat with a frying pan.

(out of frame): Liz!

Page 11:

Frame1: Liz trying to drop a potted plant on the cat.

(Out of scene): No!

Frame2: Liz setting up a box trap.

Lindsay: Hey!

Frame3: Liz trying to put poison in the kitty kibble. Lindsay catching her.

Lindsay: Liz, this has to stop.

Liz: But… he’s evil.

Lindsay: Maybe that’s because you keep trying to kill him.

Page 12:

Frame1: The silhouette of Liz standing in a bright doorway.

Liz: I can’t sleep.

Lindsay: What’s wrong?

Liz: It’s Mr. Kittlesworth, he’s creeping me out.

Lindsay: Just ignore hi, he’s harmless. Go back to bed, Liz.

Liz: …Okay.

Frame2: It’s dark except for two glowing eyes.

Page 13:

Frame1: Lindsay and Dimitri sit Liz down to have a talk much like parents talking-to a child.

Lindsay: Dimitri and I want to go out tonight but we need to know that you will be okay with Mr. Kittlesworth all night by yourself.

Dimitri: No killing the cat.

Frame2: Liz sitting next to Mr. Kittlesworth with spray bottles in hand.

Liz: I’m watching you. Any sudden moves and you’re toast!

Mr. Kittlesworth: hiss hiss

Frame3: Mr. Kittlesworth trying to scratch Liz, she squirts him with the spray bottle.

Page 14:

Frame1: The kitchen in complete disarray. Pots and pans scattered everywhere, the cupboards all open and screwy.

Frame2: The main room a mess. Pillows all torn up and spread everywhere.

Frame3: Liz’s door scratched to hell.

Page 15:

Frame1: Lindsay and Dimitri standing at Liz’s door.

Lindsay: What happened here?!

Frame2: Liz holding up a sleeping Mr. Kittlesworth for Lindsay and Dimitri.

Liz: A better question would be; who feeds a cat coffee beans.

Frame3: View of a senile old woman sitting in a rocking chair knitting surrounded by insane, rabid cats.

Page 16:

Frame1: Liz, Dimitri and Lindsay sitting in the main room, Mr. Kittlesworth curled up on Liz’s lap.

Lindsay: I’m comfused.

Dimitri: How did you know.

Frame2: Flash back to Liz opening a chocolate bar and Mr. Kittlesworth going crazy.

Liz(narrating): Well… I noticed how he reacted to me eating a chocolate bar and that got me thinking. People withdrawing from caffeine are super testy and it takes forever. Since I smell like chocolate all the time it was like I was taunting him.

Frame3: Back to present.

Dimitri: How did you get him to calm down?

Liz: … I gave him some chocolate.

Frame4: Flash back to Lindsay cleaning out the litter box.

Lindsay(narrating): I was wondering why Mr. Kittlesworth’s litter box smelled like coffee…

End Chapter one

Page 17:

Frame1: Lindsay showing Liz a handful of something shiny.

Liz: What’s this?

Lindsay: Candy.

Frame2: Liz sprawled out on the floor with her belly all bloated.

Liz: Nothing that shiny should be meant for my consummation.

Page 18:

Frame1: Liz touching the afro of a lanky kid.

Frame2: Lindsay looking disapprovingly at Liz.

Lindsay: Are you touching random strangers again?

Liz: No… He’s in my English class.

Page 19:

Frame1: A picture of glass fruit posted up. Liz standing in front of it looking official with a pointer stick in hand.

Liz: I am here today to remind the general public that the glass fruit commonly sold at dollar stores are meant for one thing and one thing only. Decoration. Anyone who gets it in their minds to use these decorative glass fruits for anything else are sickos.

Page 20:

Frame1: Liz looking for food in the fridge with Dimitri standing by looking at her.

Frame2: Liz at the computer with Dimitri standing by looking at her.

Frame3: Liz sitting on the couch with Dimitri standing by looking at her.

Liz: What already?!

Dimitri: You’re small.

Page 21:

Frame1: A fat degu running on its wheel.

Frame2: The degu pausing to catch its breath.

Frame3: The degu running on its wheel.

Frame4: The degu pausing to catch its breath.

Frame5: The degu running on its wheel.

Frame6: The degu exploding.

Page 22:

Frame1: Liz and Lindsay sitting on the couch.

Liz: I want ice cream.

Lindsay: No. You’ve already had enough today, you don’t need any more.

Frame2: Lindsay drawing. Liz standing overly close.

Liz: I want chocolate ice cream.

Lindsay: No.

Frame3: Liz standing outside the bathroom door.

Liz: I want chocolate ice cream.

Lindsay(From behind the door): No!

Frame4: Lindsay and Liz in the kitchen. Lindsay shoving a pint of ice cream into Liz’s mouth whole.

Lindsay: Have your stupid ice cream!

Chapter Two Title Page

View of the standard cash setup of a grocery store

Caption: Grocery Store Follies

Page 24:

Frame1: View of Lindsay looking into the fridge.

Lindsay: Why is the food always gone?

Frame2: Liz and Dimitri standing in the doorway of the kitchen.

Dimitri: We ate it.

Liz: I guess this means we have to go to the grocery store.

Frame3: Lindsay slamming the fridge door shut.

Lindsay: Damnit you two, stop eating so much.

Page 25:

Frame1: Dimitri putting on his boots, Lindsay putting on her coat, Liz waiting for everyone to be ready.

Lindsay: Liz, make sure you go pee. You wont be able to go again until we come back.

Liz: I don’t have to pee.

Lindsay: Go pee!

Frame2: sitting in the car.

Liz: Yay! Adventure time!

Frame3: Sitting in the car, Liz glaring at Lindsay.

Lindsay: I have to pee.

Dimitri: You are unfit.

Page 26: View of trio standing outside the grocery store.

Lindsay: I’m so hungry.

Page 27:

Frame1: Lindsay pulling out a cart. Dimitri going to get a second cart.

Lindsay: No. We don’t need a second cart. We’re not getting that much food.

Frame2: Liz holding up twenty pounds of cookies.

Lindsay: No!

Frame3: Liz juggling watermelon.

Lindsay: Put those back!

Frame4: Liz holding up a jumbo box of Extra Greasey Grease Ball Chicken Chunks.

Liz: Can we get it? Can we? Can we?

Lindsay: Stop touching things! We should have brought the straight jacket.

Page 28:

Frame1: Lindsay pushing the cart which is a third full.

Frame2: Lindsay pushing the cart which is half full.

Frame3: Lindsay pushing a cart which is now full.

Frame4: Dimitri trying to fit more food into the cart.

Lindsay: Okay fine, go get your stupid second cart.

Page 29: Liz, Lindsay and Dimitri unloading the food onto the conveyer belt.

Lindsay: This should last us a while.

Liz: Yeah, about a week I’d say.

Lindsay: You guys are going to eat us out of house and home!

End of Chapter Two

Page 30: Liz and Mr. Kittlesworth both curled up on the floor in a patch of sun.

Caption: Cats have something going with this napping in the sun thing.

Page 31:

Frame1: Dimitri passed out on the couch.

Frame2: Liz sneaking up on Dimitri.

Frame3: Liz licking Dimitri.

Frame4: Dimitri freaking out while Liz is on the floor laughing.

Page 32:

Frame1: Lindsay and Dimitri in a crowded metro car.

Lindsay: Sex!

Frame2: Dimitri blushing, Lindsay happy.

Page 33: Liz dancing around in nothing but a t-shirt and polka-dotted underwear.

Caption: Pants are for suckers.

Chapter three Title Page

A landscape of stars and space junk.

Caption: Liz’s adventure with reversed polatiry.

Page 35:

Frame1: Liz eating a big sandwich.

Frame2: Liz eating an entire watermelon.

Frame3: Liz eating a bowl of soup.

Frame4: Liz eating a bowl of cherries.

Frame5: Liz eating a box of cereal.

Frame6: Liz eating a bucket of chicken.

Page 36:

Frame1: Liz eating a large Popsicle. Lindsay watching in horror.

Lindsay: Are you still eating?! You’re going to explode.

Liz: Will not. My stomach cannot be filled.

Frame2: Liz finishing her popsicle.

Frame3: An explosion.

Page 37: Liz laying on the floor after her stomach exploded.

Liz: I vow this body will eat no more.

Page 38:

Frame1: Lindsay and Dimitri eating, Liz playing with blocks.

Lindsay: So are you really serious about this no more eating thing?

Liz. Yes.

Frame2:

Lindsay: But that’s not healthy. Is it even possible?

Dimitri: I get you food. And your ice cream.

Frame3:

Liz: I have never experienced anything so horrific. It’s turned me off food.

Frame4: Lindsay and Dimitri staring at Liz in shock.

Lindsay: I think Satan just died.

Page 39:

Frame1: Liz dancing in her room.

Caption: Day I.

Frame2: Liz sprawled out on the couch.

Liz: TV isn’t a fun without junk food.

Caption: Day V.

Frame3: Liz standing behind Lindsay as she is cooking bacon.

Liz: Uhh… Lindz, I think my stomach is doing that thing again.

Lindsay: What thing?

Caption: Day VIII

Page 40: Liz standing in the kitchen, her stomach a black hole.

Liz: The whole imploding in on itself thing.

Page 41:

Frame1: Liz in the kitchen, her stomach sucks up Lindsay’s spatula.

Lindsay: This is not good.

Frame2: Dimitri trying to eat his salad while Liz’s stomach sucks it up.

Dimitri: No!

Frame3: Liz is sitting on the couch which is floating along with everything else as her stomach tries to suck it all up.

Liz: This was fun at first but now it has to stop. I can’t see the TV anymore.

Page 42:

Frame1: Liz sitting in the doctor’s office with Lindsay.

Frame2: The doctor examining Liz’s stomach.

Frame3: The doctor shoving some cookies in Liz’s mouth.

Doctor: Here, eat the rest of this box of cookies, your stomach should start going back to normal soon. From now on, keep yourself on a vigorous eating schedule to prevent anything like this happening again.

Liz: (Mumbling through the cookies)

Page 43: Liz sitting on the couch covered in chocolate ice cream with the containers littered everywhere.

Liz: I feel much better.

End Chapter Three

Page 44:

Frame1: Liz dancing around.

Frame2: Liz curled up in bed.

Frame3: Liz playing with jingly things.

Frame4: Liz napping on the couch with Mr. Kittlesworth.

Frame5: Liz skipping circles around Lindsay on the sidewalk.

Frame6: Liz asleep on the bus in Lindsay’s boobs.

Caption: Being friends with Liz is like having a puppy.

Page 45:

Frame1: Dimitri standing by the stove warming himself.

Liz: Are you cold?

Dimitri: No.

Frame2:

Liz: Why are you standing so close to the stove?

Dimitri: I’m cold.

Page 46:

Frame1: Liz and Dimitri holding hands, skipping through the mall.

Frame2: Lindsay standing twenty feet away.

Lindsay: I don’t know either of you.

Page 47:

Frame1: Liz and Lindsay sitting in the food court eating.

Liz: Can I?

Lindsay: No.

Frame2:

Liz: Can I?

Lindsay: No.

Frame3:

Liz: I wanna touch his hair!

Lindsay: No!

Frame4: Liz touching some guy’s Mohawk while he is trying to eat with his girlfriend. Liz giggling creepily.

Lindsay: I’m so sorry…

Page 48:

Frame1: Smoke bombs in the background, Liz starting to leap through the air.

Frame2: Liz soaring gracefully through the air.

Frame3: Liz starting to leap again.

Frame4: Liz soaring gracefully through the air.

Frame5: Liz in the middle of a bush.

Page 49:

Frame1: A squirrel prancing.

Frame2: The squirrel smelling the ground.

Frame3: The squirrel finding a nut.

Frame4: Liz jumping out of the bushes. The squirrel exploding.

Chapter Four Title Page

A map all smudged and dirty and half blotted out.

Caption: “You can’t be lost if you don’t know where you are going” – Lindsay

Page 51:

Frame1: Liz waking up in the back of an RV.

Liz: Why do I always wake up in moving vehicles?

Frame2: Lindsay from the front seat.

Lindsay: We’re going on a road trip!

Dimitri: I want Korean.

Lindsay: Keep driving!

Frame3: Liz in the back.

Liz: Oh god…

Page 52:

Frame1: Liz in her underwear up front talking to Lindsay and Dimitri.

Liz: So where are we going?

Dimitri: To see the cows.

Lindsay: No…

Frame2:

Lindsay: We’re going as far as we can get. There is no real plan.

Liz: This is going to be interesting…

Frame3: Dimitri pulling the RV over.

Lindsay: Why are we stopping?

Dimitri: We need more candy.

Page 53:

Frame1: Lindsay, Dimitri and Liz standing outside the RV. Liz is not wearing pants.

Lindsay: What’s with the no pants?

Liz: You failed to bring my pants with us when you kidnapped me in my sleep.

Frame2:

Lindsay: Oops. I guess you will have to wear some of mine then.

Liz: How is that supposed to work?

Frame3: Liz standing in a pair of Lindsay’s pants that have been duct taped to her so that they wouldn’t fall off.

Page 54:

Frame1: Lindsay, Dimitri and Liz walking towards a tiny candy shack.

Liz: So where exactly are we?

Lindsay: Buttfuck Nowhere.

Liz: Something tells me you are going to be saying that a lot.

Frame2: Close up view of the map focusing on a place labeled “Buttfuck Nowhere.”

Lindsay: No, it actually says that on the map.

Frame3:

Liz: That’s frightening.

Dimitri: Candy!

Page 55: Liz, Lindsay and Dimitri standing inside a room filled from floor to ceiling with candy. All looking like they just saw god.

Page 56:

Frame1: Lindsay staring at a wall of chocolate bars.

Lindsay: This place is right out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Frame2: Dimitri piling candy into his arms.

Frame3: Liz in a bin of candy.

Liz: I want it all!

Page 57:

Frame1: An old fashioned shopkeeper appears to talk to Lindsay, Dimitri and Liz.

Shopkeeper: Howdy there, candy lovers!

Lindsay: Whoa! Where did you come from?

Frame2:

Shopkeeper: This here is my shop and I’m glad you three wandered in here. I don’t get many visitors these days.

Liz: But this place is awesomeness in physical form.

Frame3:

Shopkeeper: This kind of candy shop is a dying breed. Most kids would rather go to the corner store and buy their name brand candy. They’ve never had homemade candy. They don’t know any better.

Page 58:

Frame1: Lindsay and Liz at the cash paying for their mounds of candy.

Shopkeeper: Boy you sure do love your candy.

Lindsay: You have no idea.

Frame2: Lindsay, Dimitri and Liz leaving. Liz carrying all the bags.

Shopkeeper: Bye friends! Come back soon.

Liz: I wish I could live here.

Frame3: Outside the candy shop.

Dimitri: I want Kimchi.

Lindsay: I hate you.

Page 59:

Frame1: Lindsay, Dimitri and Liz back in the RV. Lindsay driving.

Liz: Uh… That’s weird.

Lindsay: What?

Frame2: Liz pointing to the place on the map where the candy shop should be.

Liz: The candy shop isn’t on this map.

Lindsay: That is weird. Maybe it’s just an old map. We’ll ask the shopkeeper on our way back.

Liz: This’d have to be a pretty old map…

Frame3: View of the candy shop sign on the ground of a vacant lot all dusty and old.

End Chapter Four

Page 60:

Frame1: Liz and Lindsay playing cards.

Lindsay: I bet five dollars.

Liz: Uh…

Frame2: Steve come up.

Liz: Hey Steve, can I borrow five bucks?

Steve: Sure. Wait… Are you gambling?

Liz: No…

Frame3:

Steve: No, you’re gambling.

Liz: Damnit. I fold.

Page 61: Lindsay curled up on her funfur carpet because her bed is covered in junk.

Page 62:

Frame1: Lindsay and Liz sitting in class, their teacher talking to them.

Teacher: You two are some of my most serious students.

Liz and Lindsay: muffled laughter

Frame2: Liz and Lindsay laughing hysterically.

Frame3: Liz and Lindsay playing with pipe cleaners at their desk.

Caption: Last class…

Page 63: Dimitri shoving a huge bouquet of flowers in Lindsay’s face.

Dimitri: I don’t like you.

Page 64:

Frame1: Lindsay and Dimitri in Lindsay’s room about to do it. Liz in the doorway.

Liz: You guys can either do it or you can come help me eat my weight in chocolate.

Frame2: Liz and Lindsay on the couch eating chocolate.

Frame3: Dimitri sulking on the bed.

Frame4: Dimitri, Lindsay and Liz on the couch stuffing their faces with chocolate.

Page 65:

Frame1: A half eaten chocolate cake on the table in the process of being eaten.

Frame2: Lindsay, Dimitri and Liz sitting around the table looking bloated.

Liz: This is diabetes in cake form.

Page 66:

Frame1: A watermelon on the table with wires coming from it.

Frame2: The watermelon explodes.

Frame3: Liz and Dimitri standing behind the couch wearing aprons, gloves and goggles. Dimitri is holding a remote.

Dimitri: I wanna do it again.

Page 67:

Frame1: Liz attempting to put a ribbon on Mr. Kittlesworth.

Liz: I’m a put ribbon on kittycat.

Frame2: Mr. Kittlesworth looking pissed off with a giant bow around his neck.

Mr. Kittlesworth: I dislike this annoying creature.

Page 68: View of a toilet that is shiny and looks like a throne.

Caption: Dimitri’s throne…

Chapter Five Title Page

View of flying trees with fire coming out of the trunks like rockets.

Caption: Enter Liz’s DreamScape.

Page 70:

Frame1: Liz curled up in bed with moose, sound asleep.

Frame2: Lindsay sitting on the couch with Dimitri.

Lindsay: Damnit. I’m bored and Liz is asleep again. Entertain me.

Dimitri: No.

Frame3: Lindsay standing, looking resolute.

Lindsay: That’s it! We’re going on an adventure.

Page 71:

Frame1: Lindsay in her room rummaging through the closet with Dimitri ducking out of the way of flying objects.

Lindsay: Ah hah!

Dimitri: What’s that?

Frame2: Close up view of what Lindsay is holding; A pair of goggles that look kind of strange.

Caption: Dream Goggles!

Page 72:

Frame1: Lindsay making Dimitri put on the goggles.

Lindsay: Put these on.

Dimitri: No.

Frame2: Lindsay and Dimitri in Liz’s room. A portal above Liz’s head.

Dimitri: What’s that?

Lindsay: A dream portal.

Frame3: Dimitri and Lindsay climbing through the portal.

Page 73:

Frame1: Lindsay and Dimitri standing on the edge of a chocolate river. The sky is like a multi-coloured lava lamp.

Lindsay: Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea… I forgot this is Liz’s head we just jumped into.

Dimitri: Where did the portal go?

Lindsay: Crap.

Frame2: Liz comes paddling towards them in a gondola.

Liz: Come.

Page 74:

Frame1: The three on the boat drifting further down the river.

Frame2: The boat further away.

Frame3: The boat further away.

Frame4: The boat reaching a dock.

Page 75:

Frame1: The three walking through a field. Liz dancing with fairies.

Frame2: Liz, why are you naked?

Liz: Clothes are for suckers.

Lindsay: But you have no nipples.

Frame3: The three are in a library with bunny rabbits and pigs with wings flying around taking care of the books.

Liz: Don’t touch the books.

Dimitri: Okay.

Page 76:

Frame1: Liz grabbing a bunny out of the air.

Lindsay: What are you doing?

Liz: Shh…

Frame2: Liz, Lindsay and Dimitri are running away with the rabbit.

Liz: This bunny is mine now.

Frame3: Liz, Lindsay and Dimitri walking down an underground tunnel. Liz muttering to the bunny.

Dimitri: I want to go home.

Lindsay: I know but we have to find that stupid portal. It’ll probably show up at the end of Liz’s dumb dream.

Page 77:

Frame1: The three walking towards the light.

Frame2: The light getting closer.

Frame3: The light getting closer.

Frame4: They are back outside in a field of tall grass. The bunny jumps out of Liz’s arms.

Page 78:

Frame1: Liz chases after the bunny.

Frame2: Liz disappears into the grass, the portal appears.

Lindsay: Finally!

Frame3: Liz in her bed staring at Lindsay and Dimitri who are in a pile on the floor still wearing the dream goggles.

Lindsay: You’re weird.

Liz: I’m weird?!

End Chapter Five

Page 79: View of a conveyer belt with food on it going into a machine, poo comes out the other end on the conveyer belt.

Caption: The inner workings of Dimitri.

Page 80:

Frame1: Lindsay eyeing a Christmas calendar affixed to the wall.

Frame2: Lindsay opening one of the doors and popping the chocolate into her mouth.

Liz: Hey… What are you doing?

Lindsay: Today is the twenty-second.

Frame3: Liz looking confused.

Liz: I thought it was the eighth today… How could I have lost track of fourteen days?

Page 81:

Frame1: Liz and Lindsay eating poutine.

Frame2: Stoner Alex comes up to say hi.

Frame3: Liz shoving poutine in his mouth before he has a chance to say anything.

Frame4: Lindsay shoving poutine in his mouth.

Frame5: Liz shoving poutine in his face.

Frame6: Lindsay shoving poutine in his face.

Frame7: Stoner Alex dies from overdose of poutine.

Frame8: Lindsay and Liz looking sad.

Lindsay: Aww… There’s no more poutine left.

Page 82:

Frame1: Lindsay eating a sandwich, Liz standing with her mouth wide open.

Frame2: Liz eating a sandwich.

Page 83: Liz chasing Dimitri.

Liz: I’m going to hug you!

Dimitri: NO!!!

Page 84:

Frame1: View of the bathroom door.

Dimitri: (From the other side of the door) AAAIIHHH!

Frame2: Lindsay coming out of the bathroom to be confronted by Liz.

Liz: What was that?

Lindsay: I flushed the toilet while Dimitri was showering.

Chapter Six Title Page

Close up of Liz’s hand reaching for the door knob.

Caption: If there’s a sock on the door…

Page 86:

Frame1: View of Liz in the door way, Light streaming in to the otherwise dark room.

Frame2: Lindsay and Dimitri sit up naked on the couch looking startled.

Lindsay: Liz!

Page 87:

Frame1: Liz looking completely horrified. Lindsay trying to cover herself up.

Lindsay: What are you doing here? I thought you had class until four. Why didn’t you call to warn us you were coming home?

Liz: …

Frame2: Liz mumbling to herself as she walks into her room.

Lindsay: I think we may have broken her…

Dimitri: Oh well.

Frame3: Liz sitting in her room just staring into space.

Page 88:

Frame1: Lindsay sitting on the couch. Liz walking by behind it.

Lindsay: Hey Liz.

Liz: Puppies butterfly rainbows.

Lindsay: Huh?

Frame2: Liz in the kitchen getting a glass of water. Lindsay trying to talk to her.

Lindsay: Uh… Are you okay?

Frame3: Liz splashes herself in the face with the water.

Page 89:

Frame1: Liz sitting on the carpet in her room playing with her toes. Adrianna poking her head in. (Note: Adrianna always has a ferret crawling about on her shoulders)

Adrianna: Are you okay?

Liz: Chittle butt.

Frame2: Adrianna talking to Lindsay, Dimitri eating salad in the background.

Adrianna: What did you do to her?

Lindsay: Liz kind of walked in on us while we were getting it on.

Frame 3:

Adrianna: Getting what on?

Lindsay: You know… Doing it.

Adrianna: Ooooh.

Frame4:

Adrianna: Geese, haven’t you guys heard of putting a sock on the door?

Dimitri: (From the background) Oops.

Page 90:

Frame1: Lindsay getting out a large carrying case.

Adrianna: What is that?

Lindsay: Carrying case. We’re taking Liz to see a doctor.

Adrianna: Umm…

Frame2: The carrying case on the floor with chocolate in it and Liz halfway in.

Page 91:

Frame1: Lindsay and Dimitri sitting in front of the psychiatrist. Liz still in her carrying case, pawing at Lindsay’s leg.

Lindsay: Liz is broken. Fix her.

Doctor: I’d like to hear this from Liz’s perspective.

Frame2: Liz talking her head off in complete gibberish. The frame filled up with random words.

Doctor: (thinking) Oh boy…

Frame3: Doctor talking to Lindsay and Dimitri while Liz plays with blocks on the floor.

Doctor: Never in my career have I seen a case like this. I can’t even imagine what happened to make her like this.

Lindsay: It’s a long story…

Page 92: Liz sitting in the corner of a padded room wearing a straight jacket and looking deranged.

End Chapter Six

Page 93: View of just Dimitri and no background.

Dimitri: I fired my yogurt cannon. –Fire in the hole.

Page 94: Liz trying to balance on Lindsay’s shoulders.

Lindsay: I don’t know who I hate more; Liz or the cat for teaching her this trick.

Page 95:

Frame1: Dimitri dancing around in his underwear.

Frame2: Liz pointing at him looking amused. Dimitri looking embarrassed.

Liz: I caught you!

Page 96:

Frame1: View of a lollipop flying through the air.

Frame2: View of the lollipop flying in the opposite direction through the air.

Frame3: View of Lindsay.

Lindsay: There is something very wrong with you.

Page 97:

Frame1: Lindsay hitting a spiky ball on the table.

Frame2: Lindsay holding the lit up spiky ball.

Frame3: Lindsay hitting the spiky ball on the table.

Frame4: Lindsay holding the lit up spiky ball.

Frame5: Lindsay repeatedly mashing the spiky ball on the table.

Frame6: Lindsay holding up the lit up spiky ball.

Frame7: Liz looking upset.

Liz: You better buy me a new one when you break it.

Page 98:

Frame1: Adrianna talking to Lindsay.

Adrianna: Will you dye my hair?

Lindsay: What do you want me to do?

Adrianna: Anything.

Frame2: Close up of Lindsay.

Lindsay: Anything?

Frame3: Adrianna standing with her hair spiked up with stripes and polka-dots.

Caption: Never say “anything”.

Page 99: View of Liz and Lindsay asleep in the middle of a public park.

Caption: Any time is Nap Time.

Page 100: Full view of Liz, Lindsay and Dimitri. Liz farting, Lindsay and Dimitri grossed out.

Liz: It’s over?

Lindsay: It’s over.

Liz: Are you sure?

Lindsay: Yes.

Liz: Good. I can fart now.

Lindsay: I hate you so much right now.

Dimitri: GRRRRRRR…