Beautiful Cynicism

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A/N: Now to understand this in all its ridiculousness you have to picture this: A) This was supposed to be a personal gift to someone on our graduation, so it's a little (or a lot) horrible and I haven't bothered to edit it to make it better B) (and this is the important one) You have to picture this being sung by an angry looking, scowling little fuzzy gremlin with a voice like the Lollipop Munchkin boys from the Wizard of Oz. Dancing like them too. Then you might just start to understand how late at night it was when I wrote this.
That said... read on!

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We don’t see the world in bright yellows and blues,
No rose-tinted glasses are seen on our nose.
Reality is no more than a clever ruse
Quick everyone strike a pose!

Words are just words
Life is just life
Get through it, you’ll make it.
Hey! Put down that knife!

We laugh and you cry, we aren’t a cold b-witch
We love, not just hate, people seem quite confused
Cynicism isn’t constant abhorrence it’s our philosophy;
A realistic view.

Life is just life,
Sun rise and sun set.
You’ll make it, get through it.
Hey! Look out for that jet!

Realists, pessimists, Satanists too
Want only to smile throughout every year.
To live, have fun, make memories too.
Laugh long and loud without any fear

Sun rise and sun set
You’ll always owe debts.
Get through it, you’ll make it.
Hey! I’m not done yet!

I scoured my brains and tried to rhyme someHopefully the message wasn’t too unclear.
What I really wanted to say was I adore us dear!

You make me smile
Sometimes you draw tears (of pain)

I know you hate poetry
But I hoped you would hear

How this one was written
Especially for you.
For all the memories
You’ve given me, whoo!

I’m struggling now
With my terrible rhymes
So let me just say:
I hope you treasure this for a time

I’m going to miss you and your witticisms
But most importantly, your

Beautiful Cynicism

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A/N: And you! (you know who you are) I told you that it was ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous... shakes head in shame