Pirate: - runs up and knocks on door-

Ficklestein: -opens door- Hello?

Pirate: Hide me! –Hides behind Ficklestein: -

Ficklestein: -gasp- you’re a Pirate!

Pirate: no duh, why else would I be running from the police in this outfit? Now, you have to hide me, or –ahem- (Pirate: voice) or I’ll be cutting out yer tongue, you dog with scurvy.

Ficklestein: -nods- alright… -closes door-

Pirate: -walks up to science table- Oooh, what’s all this stuff? (Wide eyes)

Ficklestein: These are my experiments. I’m a scientist, you know.

Pirate: Really? Are you famous?

Ficklestein: I will be! Everyone will know the name of Ficklestein!

Pirate: That’s a funny name.

Ficklestein: So was Einstein.

Pirate: Good point… Hey what’s this green stuff?

Ficklestein: Plantinium.

Pirate: And this red stuff?

Ficklestein: Pictium.

Pirate: And what would happen if I mixed them together?

Ficklestein: They would explode and ruin my research and (BOOM) --

Pirate: WOW! I didn’t know that would happen.

Ficklestein: Didn’t you hear me?

Pirate: I’m sorry, were you saying something?

Ficklestein: That’s it. –grabs Pirate: and shoves her out of door- Police! I found a criminal!

Police: -capture Pirate- We’ve got, you Pirate!

Pirate: Aww… okay, I’ll be it this time. 20 good?

Police: Wha?

Pirate: Okay -closes eyes- One! Two! Three! –continues-

Police and Ficklestein: That’s one crazy Pirate…

Pirate: Ready or not, here I come!