Publisher’s note:

I guess you could call me the publisher, anyway, because I didn’t write this. I just put this up on the website. This story was written by my little brother Anders. This was a play he did with puppets, so now you’ll get more of it. He preformed it for our family and it was pretty random, I just wrote down the basic idea. It was different every time and made me laugh. I hope to put up more of his little skits on fictionpress in the future. This was done in our house, so that’s why the dining room is mentioned. And all of these are puppets. Maybe we can tape it later and put it on Youtube.

Please enjoy: The Monster That Eats Everything.

-DopeyTheChosen1

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THE MONSTER THAT ATE JUST ABOUT EVERYONE BEFORE GETTING EATEN ALIVE HIMSELF!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Narrator-Cat : This story is about a giant monster that devours animals and this is where our story begins…and ends….goodbye…no, I’m just kidding. This is only the beginning of the end…yes, it is all very confusing…

(opening scene: You see a dog, sheep, and my brother’s Indiana Jones Mickey doll on the set…er, hands…whatever)

Guard Dog: I am the guard dog—KACHOW! And I have to protect the little sheepy. ((rustling in the brush)) I think I will go check it out—OHHHH! OHHHHHH YEAHHHH!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

((he disappears….oohhh))

Dr. Jones : What was that?? I’ll go check…wait….sheep! Go check for me!

((sheep goes to look…tiptoetiptoetiptoe…))

Sheep: tiptoetiptoetiptoe….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!

((the sheep is gone!))

Dr. Jones : Something has been happening to my sheep and dog!

Hippie Dog: ((BEEP BOXIN’)) He’s probably going to eat the fattest thing first, that monster is. ((turns to walk away…) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhh…. ((the tree hugger is eaten aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive))

Dr. Jones : He must have been fat. ((meets timmy on the road.)) TIMMY! (in weird accented voice) YOU MUST RUN! FOR YOU ARE FAT AND THE MONSTER WILL EAT YOU!

((timmy is a big cow puppet (really an oven mitt) with a hershey’s crunch bar in its mouth))

TIMMY: You are just saying that so you can have the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chocolate b-b-b-b-b-bars! ((gets dragged under)) AAAAAAAAh! NOOOOO! MY MILKK CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!

Dr. JONES : Hello Mikah! The giant monster is probably not going to eat you because you are not so very fat.

MICKY: (fred fredburger’s voice) YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT! EEK! (he gets ate)

Dr. JONES : The monster probably needed a toothpick.

NARRATOR-CAT: The animals all started disappearing and disappearing and disappearing--SHRIEK!! ((he gets ate))

Dr. Jones : It is moose season sooo I’mma’ gonna’ be agettin’ me a big ole’ moooooose…

There’s one noooooooooww

BANG!!

Dr. jones : Yessssssssssssssss.. I think I’m a gonna’ get me trooooooooophay!!

Hey where’d it go? It’s getting draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaged by sommmething… (grabs moose, drags him down to a hole in the ground that is a hole in the ground because it is a hole and it is in the ground so it is a hole in the ground because it feels like being a hole in the ground.)

Strange Voice : Who dares enter my hole of doom that is a hole in the ground because it is a hole and it is in the ground so it is a hole in the ground because if feeeeelllls like being a hole in the ground--GOSH!

DEAD NARRATOR CAT: Dr. Jones has to go against a monster that ate everything and live in a hole that is a hole in the ground because it is a hole and it is in the ground so it is a hole in the ground because it feels like being a hole in the ground--GOSH!! frickin’ idiots!!

PUPPET DUDE (my brother’s hands) : ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! ((chokes the monster and eats it))

((narrator comes back to life and nobody really wants him to))

Narrator-Cat : I know what you’re saying! I read the script!! THE END!

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWWWWWWWWWW

SPLAT!!

NARRATOR-CAT: #!!

GIANT ROCK : I squashed the narrator cat! hukuhuhuh. To hear more details go to : huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu if you want autographs go to the dining room in five minutes.

PS. You only can get an autograph from the puppets on the right hand.

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So, there you have it. The thoughts of an eight year old. Sigh… now only if we could find his “John Wayne” Story…would that go on here or on fanfiction?

--DopeyTheChosen1

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Also, note that is not a real website. And ‘fred fredburger’ is a character from ‘The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy’, which we do not own. I don’t know who owns it, and I have never seen fred fred burger, but Anders and my other brother have.

Goodbye.