A Breakup Poem For My Deadbeat Boyfriend

I Don’t

Need, Want, Seek or Care

To Be With You

You Just

Lie, Hurt, Cheat, and Play

With Me

You Can

Disappear, Never Call, Date Someone Else, Hell: Go Gay

For All I Care

Because I Am

Officially, Entirely, Completely and Totally

Over You

Except not really