Little Green Bastards

The aliens were little neon-green bastards with rubbery skin. They had humongous elf-ears that put Mr. Spock’s to shame. Their heads were huge and their scalp was lined with inch-thick veins. Beneath their giant dome, bulbous eyes took in their new surroundings. Their noses were little more than bumps between their catlike eyes and their fat lips. They wore armored shirts that looked like fish scales. Their long webbed fingers were still tactile thanks to their opposable thumbs. Their arms were so long they nearly reached down their stubby legs to their boots.