The Complete Idiot's Guide to Writing Poetry

You start with a line

And you end with a line

You start in one stanza

And you end up in another

One word to infinite words -

Your imagination's the limit

Higgledy-piggledy

Piggledy-squat

Sguiggly-wrigley

And all that other junk

But this is how it's really done;

Fropllilly, retyui, tryityoulllikeit, and jumnhidanialy

Lofegarmish, jawwash, hashriquatishism, and guandolemeno

Rovaslavopwaquastezoxmonotologist and intergalactic aliens

Fraighiminilo, pozmotosh, retsenburgh, wershible, and "Oh, Hello!"

There's also the Dravrimorguaquezcovolobynershwafopalax

That keeps the Rovaslavolopwaquastezoxmonotologist company

Just everyday stuff that everyday's like

And everday's words for the normal freaky folk

Tha's po'try righ' dar'!