NOTE: I DID NOT WRITE THIS! My little sister did. So Flames are Welcomed I used this with permission. Flames are extremely welcomed...

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As I watched TV I heard a sound
I wanted to see what happened
But what I saw was too profound
My sister was smoking something covered in hair

It turned out to be my hamster
She shaped it as a flower
Then she started smoking her
And I was so mad I had to take a shower

The hot jelly running down my neck
It made me feel a lot better
Then I realized something was wrong
I was still wearing my sweater

So I stepped out of the shower
When I noticed a hairy leg coming in the door
I thought it was my sister again without her pants
So I screamed “Get out you son of a whore”

When I realized it wasn’t her, I started to run
But I ran into a wall, for I was in a one door bathroom
The spider came in with a play boy bunny on his back
She was talking to the spider about her date with some slutty raccoon.

I started to run, but there was that wall again
I couldn’t believe I fell for that twice.
I ran out of the room and into the closet
But she was there and I could tell she had lice.