|I Love You, I Love Your Wallet
Author: Steppenwoelfin PM
A most unromantic poem about sex and money going hand in hand...Please review...Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 02-18-07 - id: 2321799
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
A/N: An extremely unromantic poem. Works for both genders…
As soon as I saw your shiny car
Thrills travelled through my money-radar.
Couldn't keep my legs closed anymore
And so the next morning, I was sore.
Your wallet became my world and shrine
And the lush luxury was divine.
Finally, when you fell strangely ill
I waited eagerly for your will…