The definition of "Jade"-

Jade.

If I were you;

He would listen to me.

Oh, car rides;

Not a problem

If I were you.

I can easily fake

Being a frail and fragile girl

Sensitive to the hot sun.

"Oh, I don't feel so well

I don't think I can walk

Two blocks, back to school."

Then he'll fall for me,

Quite easily,

I might add.

The pretty girl always gets what she wants.

Jade.

If I were you;

He would notice me.

Even if I stood in

The middle if a big crowd,

Walking down the hallway,

Away from his classroom,

(A lot of people,

I'm telling you)

He can pick me

out of that crowd.

Me, among all those students.

Hardly a problem

If I were you.

I would stand out a lot.

It pays off to be quite popular in this school.

Jade.

If I were you;

He would talk to me.

If I sit here

All alone by myself

With no company whatsoever,

He would see me

And come to me

Sit beside me.

Even if I don't

Really feel like talking

To anyone,

He would talk to me.

Not a problem

If I were you.

Beautiful girls look more vulnerable when they're alone.

Jade.

If I were you;

He would love me.

Fall for me

He just wouldn't

Admit it.

My looks,

My personality,

Just what a man wants.

Hardly a problem

If I were you.

Well, heck!

He would want me

Just for himself

His dirty thoughts

I would be the star in his X-rated mind.

Jade.

What I wouldn't give to be you.