There comes a day, when a housewife just...snaps.

Daily bother.

Pick up the laundry, drop off your kid.
Life's a drag? God forbid!
Life is grand,
Whoop! Party! Fun!
Please shut up; I have a gun.

No, that was no nervous tick.
Dust in my eye, you stupid prick!
I mean,
Love your neighbour, not his wife.
Still have a gun,
Oh, and a knife.

It's ok, I'll wash up,
Please pass the butter,
Hand me that cup?
I'll walk the dog, you stay in bed,
I'll get my axe and kill you dead.