But I Love Your Nerdy Ways: A one shot/ short story

By Juni Lyn

“You are such a geek!”

“Am not!” I responded.

“Yes, yeah are!” she responded back “And I can give two reasons to prove that.”

“Yeah, what are they?”

“Let’s see, it’s a Friday night and you’re sitting at home. You’re a single female, with the sexiest body alive and you’re sitting at home alone, and last but not least it’s your birthday and you would rather stay at home and surf the net.”

“First of all, that’s three not two and second of all…I’m a nerd not a geek! And I like it that way.”

“Well this year I’m not standing for it. I’ve known you almost all my life and you’ve never let loose and let go. So this year I made plans and you’re going to go along with them and have fun, if it kills you!”

“I’m staying in. I’m going to watch a movie and enjoy myself.”

“No you’re changing into what’s in this box and we are leaving in less than 30 minutes so get to moving.”

She left the room at that, I stared at the box she had thrown on my bed. I guess I could change things up a bit. It wasn’t like I was just saying to myself that I was in a rut and needed to fix that. Today was my thirty birthday and I had nothing to show for my life. I mean I had an awesome job – I was my own boss. I own a bookstore and it was doing very well. I did kinda do the same thing day in and day out. But it was safe and I like my realm of safety. But I should take her advice and let loose, what could possibly go wrong.

I went into the adjoining bathroom and did a quick wash-up, as I got dress I realized I didn’t know what kind of underwear to wear with whatever was in the box. I reached for the box tearing into it with my usual finesse; I do so love getting presents. When I saw what was in the box I did a quick double take, there was no way she thought I would wear that. I picked up the dress, could even be considered a dress? It was a soft pink baby-doll dress, and had spaghetti straps. It had black lace over the whole dress. It looked more like a nightie then a dress. I didn’t have a bra, let alone underwear to wear with this, did I? I ran to my dresser throwing out clothes until I found the black lace string throng that she had given me last year for my birthday. I could go without a bra for the night and the shoes my sister bought me would be perfect.

“Are you ready yet?!” she yelled from the front of the apartment.

“Almost!” I yelled back. I dress quickly opting to use the perfume my mom just bought me. It was my favorite scent. I usually stocked up whenever I could. It was lightly floral but not over powering. I’m just not the overpowering type of girl.

“Alright I’m ready, I need to get a jacket or something.”

“What? Why?” She said turning to me, “Gawd! I knew you would like great in that dress but wow!” she said staring at me.

“Oh quit it! Your making me feel weird… Are you sure I look ok? You don’t think it’s showing too much?”

“OH! That’s the point!”

“Fine, let’s go before I change my mind.” We left the apartment, she waited while I locked my door and we quickly made it to her car. “So are you going to tell me where we’re going? Or is it a secret?” I asked after we had been riding for twenty minutes. All the nightclubs were less than ten minutes from my home.

“It’s a secret. Look trust me, tonight is going to change your life, I promise you.” She said as she turned into the parking lot of one the major hotels in the city. “Ok here we are?”

“A hotel? Why are we at a hotel? Are we going to a hotel party or something?”

“So how about you stop asking me questions and get out the car. When you get to the front desk ask for a room under your name, got that?”

“Wait your not coming with?” I asked halfway out of the car.

“Nope! Have fun and remember let loose, experiment. And call me in the morning to thank me.” She said right before she pulled off. I stood there staring at her back car lights before I turned to go in. As I approached the desk, I became aware of all the stares my dress was getting me. Some were curious, some of interest, and a few of outright leers. Mainly from the group of businessmen meeting in outside the lounge. The guy behind the desk could be lumped into the last category. I asked for the key to my room and he gave me a rather long speech about the many different luxuries that came with my room. He even offered to help me explore them when he got off. I graciously declined, nothing against him, but he was probably still in college. I know she said I should experiment but I doubt she was meaning that. I made my way towards the elevator and waited for it to come, trying not to make eye contact with any of the men in the lobby.

It took me all of five minutes to get to the room on one of the top floor. I had never been in any of the rooms in the hotel, having no reason to come. My idea of a vacation is taking books from my store home and reading them cover to cover without any interruptions. Or snuggling up with my laptop and reading online stories or surfing the net. I even played online role-playing games every now and then. Gawd! I am a geek! I stopped at the door, staring at it. Was I really going to go through this? I was curious to see what she had planned. She was known for her parties, especially the birthday ones. Well if I want to get out of this rut, I need to take some risk. I opened the door, going into the room. It was beautiful, it was breathtaking, it was… huge! I was still in the foyer, I couldn’t see the whole thing but what I saw took my breath away. A note addressed to me was on a small table in the middle of the foyer. I laid my purse down and opened the note, quickly reading it.

Way to go sweetheart! You actually went through it. I was so worried that you wouldn’t even leave the house let alone go to a room that you didn’t know what was going to happen. Before you go any further, know that I did this all for you. It’s time you start enjoying life, It’s just too short for you not to. So this year I thought to give you the present that you have been quite literally lusting after. Enjoy!

The thing I’ve been lusting for? What did she mean? Shrugging my shoulders, I moved more into the room, my heeled shoes sinking into the plush beige carpet. Looking around the room, I figured she had chosen to give me a true vacation and had sprung for this splendid room, but why the dress?. That question was answered when my eyes fell on the bed. Well not the bed per say but what, or should I say who, was on the bed. It couldn’t be, but it was. It was HIM! The guy who had been the leading star in all my most erotic dream sense he moved his computer gadget store right in beside mines. I think I fell in love the very first day I met him. All the storeowners in the shopping center had gone over to welcome him. He had been single at the time, but with a body like his and a smile to match, it hadn’t stayed that way for long. His customers had quickly became female based and it hadn’t died down since his grand opening. That was more than six months ago. We hadn’t really talked since then, more of a hello and goodbye was the extent of our conversations. Every time I ran into him, I would get tongue-tied and couldn’t make eye contact. He always looked so good in his casual t-shirts, and cut off shorts. But looking at him now had me more than tongue-tied, for he wasn’t wearing his usually clothes, he wasn’t wearing anything but a bed sheet. And he wasn’t just laying there, I could see as I moved closer he was handcuffed to the bed. Actually handcuffed and blindfolded. What the hell was going on?

“Who’s there?”

I said nothing. “I know someone is there I heard you come in. Look I don’t know what this is all about but I suggest you undo me and I’ll think about not hurting anyone. ” I rolled my eyes at that, despite the situation, guys are always so macho. I kept staring, trying to think about what I should do. She must have gone through a lot of trouble to do this. I mean it’s not that easy to kidnap a full grown man who looked like he could swat a normal human being like a gnat. The room was dark but for the few candles that were placed through-out the room.

“Can you see me?’ I asked in a small whisper. His head turned towards me but he said nothing. I took that as a no. “Ok, I’m going to undo you but you have to promise not to get mad.”

“I promise not to get mad…” he responded with a whisper too.

The way he said that worried me, “And promise not to press charges, it was a misunderstanding that’s all. No harm done, right?”

“Undo me and we’ll see how I feel after that.”

I sighed I had to undo him. Even though this was a dream come true, and he really wasn’t in any position to stop me if I felt like indulging in a dream or two. But it just wasn’t right, I leaned over to undo the first cuff when I looked down at his face. “Can I kiss you?” I gasped, the words just kind of slipped out before I could think about it.

“What?!” he sounded disgusted.

“Can I kiss you?” I repeated. I would never have another chance like this. Minds well capitalize on it.

“Will it get me un-cuffed from this bed faster?”

“Yes”

“Fine, do it.”

I leaned over and brushed my lips against his. They felt firm and soft, just as I thought they would.

“That’s all…”

I ignored that and went to undo the arm cuff, but thought about it. Better do the leg cuffs first. I moved lower on the bed, taking some of the sheet with me. Thinking he had on boxers underneath, nothing could ever prepare me for the sight that met my eyes. He was completely naked under there. And he was quite yummy. It had to be bigger than normal, which made sense. Everything else about him was bigger than normal.

“Are you done looking yet…?”

“Oh sorry” I mumbled.

“Normally I wouldn’t mind a woman looking at me, but I liked to make sure I can do some of the looking as well”

“I just bet you do, how do you know I’m a woman?”

“Your perfume…a little too flowery to be a man’s.”

“Oh.” I said nothing, not knowing what else to say, he didn’t like my perfume. Maybe that’s the reason he avoided me. I moved off the bed to get farther away from him, so he wouldn’t have to smell my perfume. I settled back down in between his legs, taking off the right one and then the left one, and then rubbing where the cuffs had been. After stalling long enough and coping enough of a feel, I moved back up the bed, straddling him. I took a deep breath and then reached for the right hand to remove the cuff.

What happened next was kind of a blur, one moment I was straddling his hips the next I was flat on my back with him looming over me. Belatedly I realized that it might not have been such a good idea to un-cuff him myself. But you lived you learn right? Anyway back to the story…

He pinned me down with his body as he undid the left cuff and took off his blindfold. He didn’t say anything he just stared. Then he did something I would never forget for the rest of my life. He kissed me, and it wasn’t like the kiss I had given him. Oh no! It felt like he was trying to consume me completely. He pressed his lips to mine, nibbling on my bottom one until I opened up and let him in. His tongue surged into my mouth and it felt so good. I couldn’t help the moan that escaped me. By the time he finished, I was breathing heavily and so was he.

“Now that’s a kiss.” He said with a smile and resumed kissing me. He settled his body more on top of me, so I felt every hard part of him. Especially the hard part that was between his legs. I spread my legs a bit more to accommodate him; he started rubbing himself against me. He then moved his wonderful lips to my neck and started nipping and sucking in that special part. I was going out of my mind. His hands moved up my side taking the hem of the dress with him. I lifted my arms to help him take it off. When it was off I tried to wrap my arms around his neck but he held my hands up above my head.

“Wait I want to look at you. Jesus your beautiful!” I could feel myself blushing. He bent his head and flicked my right nipple with his tongue. He circled the aureole a couple of time before taking the whole thing into his warm mouth. I moaned his name loudly. He sucked and bit for what seem like hours before moving onto the other nipple. I struggle slightly against his hand that stilled held mines above my head. “No, don’t fight me. Just feel baby, don’t you like.”

“It feels so good, but I want to touch you to.”

“We have time for that later, right now I’m just enjoying you.” He moved his free hand down my body, leaving a path of warmth wherever he touched. When he got to my underwear, I started squirming. But he didn’t push his hand inside, like I thought he would. Instead he glided over my mound lightly touch me. I arched my hips telling him that I wanted him to touch me there, that I needed him to touch me there. He answered my plea by cupping and rubbing me through my underwear, it felt good but it wasn’t enough.

“More please…” he moved his hand back up, rubbing it just under the hem of my panties before moving all the way inside. Cupping me again and rubbing me even more. I sighed with pleasure, and then screamed when he stuck a finger inside of me. Then he pushed in another finger, moving both of them in and out with timing only he knew. I couldn’t do anything but do as he said, feel. What I felt was alive, I could feel every nerve ending in my body, and they were all going to that one spot. Suddenly he started kissing a path down my body, stopping at my belly button were he stuck his tongue in and out mimicking what his hand was doing down below. It almost sent me over the edge I was so soaking wet and ready for him, “Please, I can’t take it anymore. Please!”

“Baby I haven’t even started yet.” And with that he moved even lower. I had a split second before I realized what he planned. His mouth grazed the inside of my thigh before he stuck his tongue inside my pussy. He quickly found my hidden nub and started sucking it while his hand continued to push in and out of me. He had released my hands as he moved down on me; I shoved my hands in his hair and held on. It didn’t take long for me to reached my limit, when it came I screamed for him and pushed him more into me.

“Yes! Oh my god, that’s it! Yeah right there. More, I need more!” he kept licking and sucking the whole time I came. Afterwards I just kind of drifted there in a pleasant afterglow mood. That is until he started moving back up, kissing his way up to my lips. I could taste myself on his lips. It was like an aphrodisiac, it went straight to my head and my pussy.

“Hmmm, that’s another kind of kiss. I think I like that one the best. Let’s see what else we can do.” He said, nudging his thighs between mines. The tip of his cock, lightly rubbed my other lips lubricating himself with my wetness before he pushed just the tip in. He pulled it out and then pushed in just a little bit more. He was teasing me, but I wasn’t in the mood to be teased with. When he pushed it in again I arched my hips to take him in even more. He gave a slight shrug and pushed all the way in. He went deep, and there was so much of him, that it kinda stung as my body stretched to fit him.

“Why didn’t you wait?”

“I’m sorry I couldn’t.”

“Neither can I…” he dipped his head and sealed his lips against mines and then he started moving. In and out. In and out. The feeling of him inside of me was indescribable. I could feel another orgasm building down inside of me.

“Oh baby, you feel so good!" He said as he picked up the pace and began to thrust harder and faster into me. I couldn’t respond all conscious thought had left my mind. All I could think about was him, and what he was doing to me. His head was resting in the crook between my head and shoulder, his breath was hot against my neck. He grunted with the force of his hips pounding into me.

“Don’t stop I’m close.” He pushed his hand between our bodies, found my nub again, and started rubbing it. I came so hard that I think I might have fainted.

When I came to, he was still lying on top of me as his climax washed through his body. I lied still, idly rubbing his back. It felt good to hold him and have him inside of me. He leaned up and rested on his elbows for a moment before he disengaged himself from me. I couldn’t help the moan and shiver that ran through me as I felt his cock slide out of me. I didn’t know what to say so I just looked at the ceiling.

“Give me a second to catch my breath and we’ll try something else.”

I gaped at him, but I saw I wasn’t going to be able to ask him what he meant, for he was asleep. I laid there for a minute trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn’t make heads or tails of the situation. I drifted off to sleep soon.

The next morning…

“Are you going to tell me what this was all about?” I asked him. We were in the largest tub I had ever seen. We had been up the whole night making love. True to his word, he had woken me up a few minutes after I had fallen asleep, and we had done it repeatedly. We had tried some of his favorites and had done a few of my fantasies. The latter had been after he had managed to break me out of my shyness mode. We had also talked…

“It’s not hard to figure out. Your friend approached me yesterday and told me her plan. I was all for it, naturally.”

“Naturally?”

“Yeah. Come on, you had to have know I wanted you since day one. It was kind of obvious”

“I thought you were avoiding me.”

“No you were avoiding me; I was trying everything to get a chance to be around you.”

“Why?”

“Why what?”

“Why me?”

“Why not you? You’re the sexiest woman I have ever met. You’re smart, caring, and so talented. Everyone sings your praises.”

“Yeah but you can have your pick of any woman. I see all those so-called clients that come to your store. And…and I’m a geek! ”

“No you’re a nerd, big difference! Besides, I love your nerdy ways. In case you haven’t notice I’m kind of a computer geek.”

“Well that’s true…”

“See? We make a perfect couple.” He said kissing me on the neck. “So tell me have you ever done it in water?”

“Yeah, we just did it. Don’t you remember?”

“Hmmm I think you need to remind me.” I laughed as his hands stared moving and cupping me again. Belatedly I remember that I needed to call her and thank her. She was right last night truly had changed my life.

The end!