Sugar-coated past regrets all watered down
A disappointed parent with a permanent frown

Class clown awarded with the best class act
One night stand with nails down your back

Business Corporate-man playing dice with the devil
Mama's little boy just won another level.

Angsty little teenage has life figured out
World War vet still wond'rin' what it's about

Lost boys playin dolls in the dark graveyard
Pages of the Good Book still burned, ashed, and charred

Mary Jane's son sees Alice in a chair
plus theres a giant clock sitting on the Hare

Friends and family calling you a "lost cause"
It's not your fault; it never, ever was

Hopeless romantic lying in his bed
Feet ice cold with eyes blood-red

Dad kinda left with the family's only car
Old creepy neighbor playing air-guitar

Jesus said to us to always wash your hands
Ecstacy-invigorate doing handstands

Breaking little bones because of this neglect
Office Depot white-out leads nothing to suspect

Slack-jawed yokel still has the car
I'm leaving more quarters in the Church's prayer jar

Lazy little bitch just won't come back
That fuckin' class clown is a fuckin' class act.