Bisexual

Ambiguous affection - make up your mind!
We’re all growing weary of your wicked goodbyes,
Deviant direction – our fates are entwined.

Love’s just a game – oh yes, that’s quite true!
So with pawns of both genders, we’ll sing the reprise:
Ambiguous affection - make up your mind!

One day she’s pretty, and the next day, him too,
Heaven have mercy for your impetuous lies,
Deviant direction – our fates are entwined.

Grinning you ask him, “Do you fancy a screw?”
Yet saturnine you tell her the things you despise,
Ambiguous affection - make up your mind!

Your smile’s as two-faced as the ocean is blue,
And you’ve as many lovers as clouds in the skies,
Deviant direction – our fates are entwined.

I’m afraid I’m too fagged, so I bid you adieu
As vying, you strive, for the ultimate prize
Ambiguous affection - make up your mind!
Deviant direction – our fates are entwined.