“Big Bertha”

By Steph, Aly, Jordan, and Meleeia

Yo, check it out,

Big Bertha’s a girl, she likes to wear curls.

She has a phobia, claustrophobia,

She can be feral and cause great terror.

You think she’s quaint, oh no she aint.

She’s a skank.

She’s a gangster, gangster, straight up G.

Uh oh, here she comes.

Watch out goys, she’ll play you like toys.

She’s daunting you, haunting you.

You abhor her, hate her, you wanna rape her.

You think she’s quaint, oh no she aint.

She’s a skank.

She’s a gangster, gangster, straight up G.

She’s like a cow, she loves to graze.

When she’s in the kitchen, she likes to raze (the food, atomic food)

Here comes her requisition (the food, atomic food)

Her eating is strenuous, it leaves her penniless.

Cause she’s a gangster, gangster, straight up G.

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We wrote this for a project in English I. It's kinda mean but you have to admit that it's really really hilarious. Plus, it's not like it's about any specific person... We even did this little music video so we wouldn't have to rap it in front of the class. (It is a rap in case you didn't catch on.) It's all very funny. We did it a while ago but I'm just posting it now. It couldn't get the little thing to make it in stanzas but whatever. The quaint part to the straight up G part is the chorus.