A/N: Think "middle east" as you read this. I find it all very frustrating, and this is the closest I've gotten to putting all that into words. C/C is more than welcome.

Ah, the Nations

This silly stupid situation

It interrupts my concentration

Must be born from imprecation

But no, it’s all those lovely nations

With their buggered infestations

Of all the other helpless nations

Who cannot halt their inflammation

And must resort to accusations

To somehow quell their agitation

And fight to hide the deviation

That’s taken from domestication

And viewed with lots of approbation

(But only if in moderation)

People cry their lamentations

And swear it needs nullification

They want to use imagination

And don’t quite like the intimation

Of all the other stronger nations

With all their dullard fat-ass-ations.