“Shit!”

“Some knight in shining armor you are.”

“Hey—dragons, I can handle; spiders, not so much.”

“Somebody get me a shoe—no, Scotty, not a sandal. I don’t think she’d appreciate that, anyway.”

“Here. It’s the biggest one I could find.”

“The biggest what?”

“Ew!”

“Yum!”

“Hey, that’s mine!”

“Haha—bigfoot!”

“Shut up, you—bigger-footer.”

“That was lame.”

“Yeah, well, your aim sucks, so we’re even.”