Moonlit
Inner Bastard, Inner Gay

Sebastian POV:

As I looked off into space I noticed that Ezekiel, my partner, was drunk, again.

“Hey Bast,” He slurred.

“Drunk?”

“No, only slightly drunk, only drunk enough for my license to be canceled.”

“Again?”

“Maybe… But Bast, babe, you’ll give me a ride right?”

“For the thousandth time Zeke, I’M NOT GAY!” Zeke was getting on my nerves.

“And for the other two times, I AM!!” Zeke was making no sense.

Dump him in the river.

That is a good idea Seb.

Seb is my inner evil self. I know not very original, Seb, but I was figgin’ five when I discovered him.

Following Seb’s advice I took the intoxicated Zeke, swung him over my shoulders and threw him in the river beside the bench where we were meeting. Heh, I know what you’re thinking, why would Vampire Hunters meet in broad day light? Well that is a—

“WHAT THE FUCK??” Zeke was out of his unconscious state of mind.

“Finally figured out you were in the river?” I was laughing.

“You bet I did son of a bitch, next time pinch me bastard.”

Well, I guess you figured out that Zeke is the world’s best curser in the world.

Did you just say world’s best curser in the world?

Maybe…

Dickhead.

And there’s the second best curser.

Go fuck yourself.

Whatever, Seb isn’t a conscious supposed to help?

FOR THE LAST TIME I’M NOT YOU’RE CONSCINCE!! That’s Bob.

Bob? Who’s Bob?

Exactly…

“BAST!! Stop spacing out!”

“Yes?” I asked my pissed partner. He was clean shave, for once. But how he did it being drunk I’ll never know. His sandy blond hair was cut short and his brown eyes were angry.

“We have to focus, dumbass.” I feel so abused. Then my mind started to wonder again, I remembered that Zeke is at least ten years older than me. He already had a kid in High School and another in middle. Yeah, you might remember about Zeke being gay, he’s not, he’s just a drunkee but won’t admit it. I am a whopping twenty-five so that put him at what thirty-five? No, I think it was forty, yeah forty. Hmmm… I should be paying attention; I’ll nod to make him think I’m listening.

“Zeke how are the kids?” I interrupted him mid sentence.

“HOW IS THAT RELEVENT? DICKHEAD!” he yelled again.

“Well, you were going on and I wasn’t li—” I shut up, I wasn’t helping myself.

“Well to answer your question. Emeric, my oldest, is still dating the vampire girl, and I think Eldric is gay.”

Poor Man.

Bast, stop with the pity. It hurts me.

Shut up Seb.

Ya know, I think Bast is short for bastard.

And I think its short for Sebastian.

Well, you’re wrong.

And you’re acting like a little kid.

…

He stopped talking to me for a bit there, probably the best twenty minutes of my life.

“So, how’s your love life?” Never mind that ruined it.

“Uhhh… well, how do I, uh, put this? My girlfriend cheated on me for the last ten weeks of my relationship, and, uh, I, uh, am desperate enough to put my profile on a dating site.”

That ruined my mood, and here I thought I wasn’t gonna get drunk tonight.

…

Seb?

…

It’s kinda hard to give yourself the cold shoulder.

…

What are you? Gaara from Naruto from the first ten episodes he was in?

Shit. I just admitted I was an anime freak. Shit. Shit. Shit. You didn’t hear that, okay?

No, I’m giving you the cold shoulder can—DAMN, YOU AND YOUR BASTARD WAYS!!

OH, are you going to call me that from now on?

Maybe—SHIT I HATE YOU!!

It’s kinda hard to hate yourself ain’t it?

No. It’s very easy.

Talking to me again?

…

YES!!

I triumphed again, not only did I make him shut up but I also annoyed him. Well that’s off my list of things to do. Now, to pay attention to Zeke.

“…and we need to get th—ARE YOU LISTENING?” Zeke was mad.

“Yes, totally and completely.” Okay, so it was a little white lie. But, well no, it was a big white lie but that’s not the point. He rambled on about paper work and the newest vampire that was wreaking havoc. All in all, it was a normal day.

Ansel POV:

Today was boring. Review, review, review. Apparently we have a test tomorrow. Damn test, it needs to die. I was sitting there wondering what Bast, my older brother, was doing. He’s so secretive, I think his girlfriend dumped him because he came home drunk. That’s why I date guys, the market is less and when you find a good guy they stay with you. Like Philipp. Ah, Philipp, I think I have next class with him, what is this? Algebra II? Yeah, I think it is. Then Yeah he’s in my next class, English III Honors. Yeah, It’s an Honors Class, so what you gonna hold it over my head?

I am!

NOT YOU!! I THOUGHT I HAD DONE AWAY WITH YOU!!

You can’t get ride of me BWA HAHAHA!! I was simply over with Seb.

You were with Bast? How is he? Ans, if you don’t tell me I’ll—I’ll not talk to you!

He’s fine, your suspicions were right, he was dumped.

HAH!! I knew it.

The bell sounded and I got up from my chair and raced to Philipp’s locker. As soon as I saw him he started kissing me. He started it note me! Okay so maybe I started, but he kissed back. We finally stopped ‘sucking faces’ as Hannah calls it and walked to class holing hands.

I LOVE English class. You sit there, talk about the latest book you’ve read and then write an essay, the time you have left is your own and everyone talks. I love writing essays, its so much fun to voice your opinion.

That sounded so gay.

I am gay.

Riiiight.

The other reason I love English is that all of my friends have it. I scanned the room looking around. Hannah was looking googly eyed at Emeric, and he was doing the same thing. Kirsa somehow still had on her baret and bracelets. I think it’s because her parents donated money for that new library. I wouldn’t know though, I don’t set foot in those things, if I do, my brain will die.

Damn right it will and I’ll have to go live with Seb. Wait, next library you see walk in.

Ha Ha very funny.

Oh, trying to be sarcastic are we?

Die.

Philipp sat next to me. It was so cute when he tried to think. He was most definitely a jock. How he got into honors would baffle even Einstein. I was done so I got bored fast. I was as bad as my brother. He was certifiably ADHD. And I think I am too.

The truth is I’m dirt poor, don’t have family (Except for Bast) and the only reason I’m going here is because Bast works with Emeric’s father. He provides for us and gave us a house on his street. My mother and father died at the hands of a vampire. When I found out Hannah was one, I freaked and almost killed her. I got used to it, but I still hate her on the inside, deep, deep down. I don’t know how Hannah managed to forgive me. I was ten when my parents died. My brother was nineteen at the time. He got in contact with Emeric’s dad and moved us here. That was six years ago. He still comes home drunk at times you know. I cook, clean, and care for him. He sucks at that, he can’t stay clean for a day and he can burn water. He needs so much help. I think He helped me become gay.

A poke to my side brought me back to reality. It was Philipp.

“Yes?” I asked caringly.

“Wanna make out in the restroom?” he suggested. I slightly nodded my head. I needed to think of something less gloomy. He got up and asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. Three minutes later I did the same thing. She was such a cool teacher and knew like all of the school couples, and didn’t care if the were out at the same time.

I walked into the bathroom to see Philipp sitting on the sink. I walked up to him and kissed him. The innocent kiss then turned into something more. It turned hungry and passionate. I moaned joyfully and he took the opportunity to slip his tongue in my mouth. He was off the sink and his arms were around my back and mine were ruffling through his hair. We parted for air to go right back into it again. After about five minutes of this we finally parted and walked back to class hand in hand.

When we got back Hannah made a comment about ‘sucking faces.’

Did you have to make me watch that?

You could have closed your eyes.

Yeah, but I didn’t feel like it. It was addicting.

I think we have a gay man!!

Shut the fuck up!

Whatever. Embrace the inner gay, Ans, embrace the inner gay.

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Yep, so there you have it!! I love this chapter. My best if i do say so myself. It kinda has nothing to do with anything but You find out Ansel's past and how insane he and his brother are. See, it was longer.