When you read a whole chapter then realize you're lost

When you try make eye contact but your eyes are crossed

When you notice you've tied your own hair in a knot

When you see Daniel Radcliffe and think that he's hot

When you listen to yourself and decide you can sing

When you laugh for 5 minutes about absolutely nothing

When you're drinking soda in your mother's wine glass

When you study the mirror while shaking your ass

When you look at purple and you see blue and red

That's when you should really go the fuck to bed :)