Where did the pirates go?
Into a box with holes in the lid.

If you could finally get a girlfriend,
Would you party like it’s 1969?

Why do seagulls always seem to aim for people’s heads?
Ghandi.

What do sowbugs dream of?
What do you think? She forgot the milk in the pancakes!

What killed Dr. Bob?
Homework.

What if clarinets could become rifles?
Line busy. Please ask again later.

How can I live forever?
Shakespeare must be resurrected.

NOTE: About surrealist games: before you think I am insane, this collection of surrealist poems was made by Lizzy, Gary, Justin, and Drew. We would pass around a piece of paper, in this case questions and answers. One person would write a question, and someone else would answer it without seeing the original question.