A/N: This came to me as I shoveled my driveway…here’s my motto on carrying out such an act: Why waste your time? Melt the damn stuff with hairdryers! Power to Summer Lovers!

Floating Crystals,

Falling through

The high clear air.

A sure sign that

Winter is coming,

Followed soon by Despair.

A horrid maelstrom

Of white Shit,

Dropping through the sky.

Oh no! I’m beginning to cry.

Snowflakes, Snowflakes,

Everywhere. I hate you

Every time I brush you

From my hair.

Some call you pretty,

(You are all unique)

But they don’t see your real side

That keeps me shoveling

For weeks.