Mommy, guess what? Monday, in school, Samantha said that she had six grandmas! No, no- I know, but she said it! And everyone else believed her, so I did too. And the next day, she said that three of them got in a car accident and died. Maggie got really sad and started crying because her nana got ran over. What? I'm not laughing, I never said it was funny!

And the next day, Samantha said that her house had nine kitchens. I think we should get another kitchen. You see, if we had nine we could make nine things at once and then we could open up a restaurant. If we opened a restaurant we could afford a computer!

If we had a computer I could email Samantha! I talk to Samantha a lot, and she always tells me that she's going to Disney World in the summer. So I give her my lunch money because she said she's gonna buy me a Mickey Mouse poster.

Fine, fine, I'll stop. (I only did it for like a month...) And Manuel asked me to kiss him yesterday. I said no because that's gross. But then he tried and he chased me around the school yard. But then Samantha made him stop because one of her grandmas has a pet lion and he eats people. And once she got mad at me and told me that he would eat me.

And Miss Jones said if we're good we're gonna get ice cream at the end of the week. I wanna have ice cream, but I can't because I'm lactose intolerant, right? No one knew what that meant so Miss Jones told the class. Everyone started telling me not to drink milk and I said I know!!

Samantha said she heard about a surgery that can get rid of it and since she's rich she said she could buy it for me so I could drink milk again. I don't know what a surgery is but I like ice cream a lot. She said she'll buy it if I stop talking to Maggie but if I don't she's gonna beat me up. I don't think she will because she says that a lot but remember over the summer she got kicked out of camp for bringing a butcher's knife? Her mom said it was just because she thought they were cooking but I don't think so.

And guess what Kimmi said! Wait, can I say a swear? I'll say it quick, I promise. Okay, she said...shit! And then Samantha said it and her and Kimmi both got behavior slips and they had to talk to the principal about it.

Samantha said that she didn't really care, because...she's gonna say it anyway.

Today Samantha said that her grandmas were coming to visit. I didn't really know what she meant because I think she was talking about the school but I'm really not sure. And the she said she's going to buy everyone a hat.

The teacher told her not to make promises she couldn't keep. Guess what Samantha said!

Samantha said...