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(Because Everybody likes to write Author's Notes on top of and in between and at the end of and during their work, I decided to let you all know in this margin space the fact that you can skip this, and go on to the the stories by pressing "Next Chapter." Thanks, T.E.)
V i c t o r i a n T a l e s b y T u n d r a E n t r o p y
T A B L E of C O N T E N T S
THE TRUNCATED CALLER
A torso shows up at the doorstep of several houses unannounced and um, lies there.
THE DISINGENUOUS BISCUIT
A woman devours a biscuit which is made of plaster.
THE CAT WITH THE WIDE YELLOW EYES
A cat appears to be responsible for the deaths of several unfortunate souls.
THE MALEFICENT TEABAG
A foreign merchant sells a woman cursed teabags.
THE LOST EYEBALL
A man searches for his missing eyeball.
THE FLAMING NUN AND THE MATCHSTICK BOY
A boy accidentally sets a nun on fire and hilarity ensues.
THE SPOILED CHEESE
A cheese monger can't seem to sell his cheese, so he thinks up another plan.
THE SOGGY WALL AND THE REAPPEARING STAIN
A wall is mysteriously moist and crumbling away.
THE LEVITATING HAIRPIECE
One day a man's toupe lifts up into the air and flies away.
THE MASOCHISTIC MUTE MONK
A monk's adventures as he goes about beating upon himself and not talking.
THE COLD, LUMPY OATMEAL, A TALE OF WOE
A man attempts to be rid of his undesirable breakfast, all in vain.
THE EMULOUS KISSER
A young man courts several young ladies and receives scorn.
THE FOUL-MOUTHED GHOST
A ghost swears at the living.
THE CONTINUAL SOAP
A bar of soap is dropped in a bath and begins to expand.
THE OCCUPIED CLOSET AND THE INCESSANT POUNDING
An annoying boy is locked in a closet and not let out.
THE BLACKENED LAWYER
A nosy lawyer gets stuck in a chimney and covered in soot.
THE INSUFFICIENT NIGHTROBE
A man sleepwalks and is arrested for indecent exposure.
THE MINISCULE DEMON
A demon is picked on by other demons for his size, and wishes to be larger.
THE AWFUL BABY
A baby appears on a woman's doorstep and wails continually.
THE HIDING DOCTOR AND THE FEAR OF BLOOD
A squeamish doctor hides from his patients.
THE UNINTENTIONAL PORTER
A mysterious porter is accidentally hired at a hotel.
THE WRONG AUTHOR
A chapter written by another author.
THE INCORRECT INDEX
An index from a book about algae.