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Things A Robot Would Never Say
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A robot would never say these things... no. never.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 03-12-07 - Published: 03-07-07 - id: 2330226
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-"I'm a robot." (Robots don't need to state the obvious)

-"I'm going to suck your blood." (A vampire would defiantly do this, I'm not so sure about a robot though)

-"I like talking." (Robots hate talking. That's why there's so many things a robot would never say)

-"The Neverending Story sure was a great film." (Oh, I defiantly agree that it's a great film, but robots have no opinion about movies, that's why they would never say this… Great movie though... It's about a little boy whose life is connected to this book and in the end he gets to ride a giant dragon dog… Its pretty much the best thing I ever saw).

-"I forgot to feed my goldfish!" (Robots never forget, also, they hate goldfish)

-"Yo dawg, pass me a beer, and then I'm gunna go drive home." (Robots are very responsible drinkers)

-"I like cats." (I expect robots do like cats, I've just never heard a robot say this sentence, so I assume they can't say it)

-"Your momma is sooooo fat, as soon as I walk in your door, I'm doing your momma." (That's an immature and mean thing to say)

-"Techno sucks." (One robot said this once, but I was all like, 'Hey, I love techno. Don't say that anymore'. So then they stopped saying it)

-"." (Thos are boxes, not letters)

-"My moms name is Marry." (Marry is a human name. A robot can't have human parents. That statement is just blasphemy, Pure blasphemy)

-"I just discovered the secret to life." (The secret to life was already discovered in 1994)

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