Are you void of a soul?

Do you lack anything true?

Need a pretty face?

Than America’s for you!

So line up your poor,

And huddled masses

Cause they’ve got a

New chin just

For

You.

No need to be

Poor.

No need to be

Ugly.

Well fix you right up

And your plastic

Gods,

(so convenient in your wallet)

Will fix you right up!