Yeah, I'm updating sooner than last time. I want to tell you all how great it is to be writing something that is just funny. I hope you've liked it so far.

Yaoi stood infront of her class and let out an evil cackle. Thunder boomed in the background, then lightening flashed. As soon as her cackling was over the darkened skies returned to bright sunny day with birds singing. All of her students were cowering in the corners.

"Like I was saying, Torture is ninety percent presentation, ten percent violent unethical acts of evilness. Now, demonstrate what you've learned today on your partners."

Therewas a loud cracking sound and someone screamed. Yaoi smiled warmly and clapped her hands together.

"Very good suzy, but you have to be a little more careful. If you kill them too soon, you won't be able to get any information out of them."

Baka looked at his now broken arm, on the verge of tears.

"This is gonna hurt later isn't it?"

Yuri didn't even bother to look at him. Instead he continued to make conductor movements in the air with his hands.

"Yeah, that's gonna hurt later."

Baka looked at him moving his hands in the air, Then he looked at Yuri's torture partner. He was dancing around like a Ballerina in a pink tutu and tights.

"What are you doing?"

Yuri looked at Baka over his shoulder.

"Oh, you see that boy in the pink leotard and tutut? We'll I've got him under a little bit of mind control. He's really quite graceful."

The boy in the tutu threw up on the gorund.

"Umm...was graceful."

"Where'd you get the pink tutu from?"

"I had it laying around. I miss ballet. It was great to be the only boy in a room full of half dressed girls. So many fangirls, so little me."

"Riiiiiiiiigggght."

Yuri finally turned his attention to Baka, and pointed to his arm.

"Hey, you should probably push that back into place before 'Miss Yaoi' decides to send you to the nurse's office."

Baka shivered.

"Boobs with moles and stretch marks do not go with low cut dresses!"

"I agree, they should definatly fire that guy. Anyway, are you gonna put it back in place or not."

"Right."

Baka put his hand on his broken and dislocated arm and pushed it hard into the socket. His eyes went wide and he looked out into space. Yuri floated next to him.

"I'm betting that hurt like hell, huh?"

Baka screamed for the fifth or sixth time that day.

"Yep. Definatly hurt."

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Yuri sat in a chair leafing through a magazine as Baka lay unconcious on a bed. The nurse was late, and Yuri was ready to leave. Finally the door opened and someone entered. Yuri didn't look up until he heard a female voice start to speak.

"Oh, hello, he must be the one from Miss. Yaoi's class. Did you sit here with him the whole time?"

Yuri nodded like an idiot and kept staring at her. The girl was about their age and had bright pink hair that was tied in a pony tail that hang to the floor. He could feel himself drooling, and shook his head.

"Uh...me Yuri...You...I...Hello."

She giggled at him and went over to a dresser. He brought up his hand and slapped himself. What was wrong with him? He was acting like Baka for god's sake.

'Come on! Act like the Pimp you are.'

His voice creaked a little as he started to talk to her.

"So...cough...So, you're new here. What happened to the other nurse?"

"Oh, you mean Mr. Talbot? He got transferred for indesency. I think they send him to an all boys home. You know if you want to stay with your friend until he wakes up you can."

Yuri smiled and nodded. She turned back around and started to rummage around in a drawer looking for something. Yuri watched her, until he caught a movement out of the corner of his eye. Baka sat up. He placed his good hand on his head and moaned.

"Where am I?"

Yuri still smiling at the nurse punched him in the face. Baka fell back onto the bed unconcious. The nurse came back with a needle.

"He looks so peaceful sleeping there, but where did he get that nasty bruise on his head."

"He...He is such an idiot sometimes. I think that he got it when he was smoking weed and jumped off of the school bell tower to see if he was really a super hero."

Unfortuantly that wasn't a lie. After the nurse gave Baka the shot she turned around to go rummaging through the drawer again to find a bandage. Baka sat up again.

"Oh, my, I hope you weren't involved in that."

Yuri jumped on top of Baka and started to strangle him.

"No. I was actually...on the ground cheering him on with the paramedics."

Baka fought back throwing punches at Yuri. Yuri picked up the phone on the night stand beside of the bed Baka was on and tied the cord around his neck while he beat him with the phone. The nurse didn't notice any of this.

"Well that's good. I can't stand it when good children become involved in such things. Especially drugs and violence."

"Urgh, yeah...yeah, I know what you...god dammit...I know what you mean. I only go to this school for the...AH! YOU BITCH! YOU BIT ME...For the academics."

The nurse still hadn't turned around, and wasn't paying attention to everything he was saying.

"That's nice, now where are those band aids."

Finally Yuri was able to knock out Baka. He brushed himself down and sat back in his chair, just in the nick of time.

"AH! Found them."

She turned around and gasped. He wince thinking it was because of the bruise marks and the fact that Baka had just started to bleed mysteriously.

"I can't believe this, I bet you thought I wouldn't notice."

She walked over to them and then reached above the bed to fix a picture that was leaning slightly. She fixed stood on her tip toes to fix it.

"Hmm...You're always coming askew aren't you little picture. Well, I'll fix you."

Yuri let out a long sigh. Baka chose to wake up again and looked up at the woman in the tight nurses uniform over him. He took one look at her body and started to drool. He reached up and tweaked her butt. The nurse let out a yell. Yuri picked the pillow up and was about to smother him with it, but the nurse beat him to it.

"YOU LITTLE PERVERT!"

She picked up a full bed pan and beat him repeatedly with it. Then with inhuman strength she tossed him into the air, wound up her arm and send him through the wall like a pop fly. From beside her Yuri watched and started talking into a pretend microphone.

"Good evening sports fans, this is a big one. The new nurse just send that one into another zip code. He's going, going, going, still going. Fuck, he's the freaking energizer bunny. He just keeps going and going and going..."

From behind him he heard a lot of loud crashes. When they finally stopped he saw Baka laying on the floor behind him. He turned he looked at the nurse wide eyed.

"You send him around the world with one punch."

The nurse blushed slightly and started to figet.

"The pervert got what he deserved."

Yuri fell on one knee in front of her, and produced a ring box from nowhere.

"I...I think I love you."

Baka rolled over. He was smiling even through his pain.

"It was totally worth it."

Yeah, if you haven't noticed yet this one's now in the M category. I'm playing it safe. It also means that I'm going to get a lot worse with my humor. Prepare of som sick shit!