I am not a racist, a sexist, an anti-Semite, a homophobe, a xenophobe, or a nationalist. No, I'm not narrow-minded. My mind is broad, broad enough so that there's plenty of room to hate everyone equally.

You see, it does not matter what shade of skin someone has, what faith they follow, of which gender they are, which gender they prefer, or what country they call home. Regardless of all these factors, the basic lack of high-quality inner content will still be there.

As Bart Simpson once said, it isn't the little petty differences that matter. It's the big, stupid similarities. We all share the shame of our species.

So let's stop harbouring unreasonable prejudices against particular groups of human beings and pick up a fairer, more intelligent bigotry against all Homo sapiens.

Don't you find my message of universal hatred to be inspiring?