Please Define Friend

Why hello,
didn’t see you there!
You must’ve just fallen
out of the sky,
but you’re no angel,
‘cause then this would be flirty.
Don’t want to give the wrong impression,
now do I?
That's why it’s okay
To pretend

(and ‘cause I think you’re dumb enough to believe it anyway).

So, how’s life, friend?
I haven’t said more than hi to you in months,
but that’s ok, right?
I mean, friends don’t have to talk or anything.
Or can you imagine
if we actually hung out?
Ha, that’s a good one.
You’re one funny friend.

Goodnight, friend.
See you later, friend.
(Wow, you blend in real well with that wall, friend.)
I’m sorry, did you say something?
I could’ve sworn it was the wind.

You’re giving me the cold shoulder so well
I think I’d better start checking for frostbite