The 2008 election votes were in. The results were in. And just like that, the Fundies were in the White House. Jonathon Erzsebet was sworn into office on January 20, 2009. His favorite candidates were elected into the House of Representatives and the Senate, giving the Fundamentalists the majority vote in both.

That is how the Fundies took America, and came to pass ludicrous laws against the infidels of the United States, waging a war against witches across the fifty states.

They passed the Anti-Witchcraft Law in May. Of course, that’s not what they called it; if you look it up in any history book, you’ll find something like See Violence Reduction Act of 2009. The law mandated that all practitioners of heathenish religions were to be locally detained, and any found guilty of the practice of witchcraft were thus guilty of treason and should be dealt with appropriately—by execution.

My mother was one of the first witches put to death in 2010.