Juli to Ta-Chan no 30 minute story challenge!

Components:

Vampire

Pixies

Bad guys!!

Characters

Ta-Chan Viira

Juli-Chan Koné

Boy Mini Vampire Chibi Kiba-gaku

Storyline:

Pixies Viira and Koné are making a HUGE berry pie and are collecting berries. Chibi Kiba-gaku, the mini vampire, shows up and starts eating all the berries. Food fight ensues! Secret, hidden powers appear with special martial arts! We bake the pie with him inside! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!!!! Chibi Kiba-gaku tries to force his way out. 30 minutes later, we take the pie out and eat. Chibi Kiba-gaku is very distraught. sigh Itatakimasu!

Story: Hajimemashite, ne?

“Viira-chan!” Koné shouted as she picked a huge berry and put it in their floating basket. (You must remember that pixies are extremely small and vary in height from 3-4 inches tall) “Viira-Chan!!” Koné looked around and saw her pixie friend picking berries on the other side of the pathway in Happy-berry Forest.

“Hai!” Viira shouted back as she threw a berry into their basket, but before the berry could land safely in their transport, it was gobbled by a most nefarious individual! (You must also remember that where pixies exist, so do very tiny vampires who just so happen to eat berries of the red, pie-making variety)

“Eh?! Chibi Kiba-gaku?!” Viira and Koné screamed in unison. “Let go of that berry!” (But you must remember that he has already swallowed it)

“Ha ha, that was delicious!” Chibi Kiba-gaku rubbed his tiny vampire tummy. (They have those…but where does the blood go?)

“That’s the last time you will dare--” (you must also remember that vamp-berry is not a real thing, otherwise we would have described Chibi Kiba-gaku-kun as such) “—to take a berry from us, Chibi Kiba-gaku!!” Viira shouted as she took her tiny pixie pocketknife from her tiny pixie pocket. “You’re going down!” (You must remember that even the smallest of creatures that may or may not exist use sayings like “You’re going down” or “Who let the dogs out”)

“Let’s get him!” Koné agreed. And soon they had him cornered. Approximately 15-35 seconds later, our good friend…though I suppose he was more a fiend that anything else…was in side a delicious looking, though still uncooked, pie crust.

“You will pay for this!” Chibi Kiba-gaku screamed as Viira and Koné put the pie crust over his head and pushed the pie into the oven to bake for thirty minutes (give or take) “Don’t you know who my father is?!”

“Um…no…” Viira looked over at Koné who shrugged. Chibi Kiba-gaku jumped out of the pie (which you must remember is extremely large…I’d say about the size of a real pie…of course…pixies couldn’t eat a real pie…I’m not sure if they know what one is, but none-the-less, that was the size of the pie)

“I gave a huge speech about who my father is while you two were beating the crap out of me with your newly (and magically) acquired martial arts and powers!” Chibi Kiba-gaku complained.

“We had to cut that part out,” Koné sighed. “Budgeting, you know.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Chibi Kiba-gaku screamed as they shoved him back into the oven.

Thirty minutes later (give or take)

“Mmm…this pie sure is delicious, Viira-Chan,” Koné sighed as she gobbled some more pie down (you must remember that you have to gobble down, for it is impossible to gobble up…unless…no turkeys gobble down and humans gobble up, either way, the pie was eaten)

“Hai, it is, but something still bothers me,” Viira said pensively and Koné glanced over at her. “What ever happened to Chibi Kiba-gaku?”

“Bakas…” came a toasty and burnt sounding voice (with a hint of juicy) “You baked me into the pie remember,” the charred form of Chibi Kiba-gaku appeared.

Mmm…

(you must remember that all good endings have some suspense…but all good “to be continued”s have a great cliffhanger)

Just then, a gigantic (which you must believe was only normal-sized) bird appeared and headed straight for our two pixies!

To be continued.