I work the third shift

I've got a date at five

I hope he's not like these

I hope he's more alive

I've heard he's really nice,

I've heard he drives a 'stang,

But from his glossy photo

I see he's got some fangs

I'm not being fair

I'm not being right

But I think I can get more

Than a creature of the night

I'll put in an add,

'Mortician for a date?

If intrigued, please meet,

By the cemetery gates.'

Spray on formeldehyde

Dress in black from head to toe

We'll wander through forsaken graves

Reciting words of Poe

Sing the Sorrow, caroling

Love in Autumn's snow

Dorian's Prince Charming,

Jack Skellington's a man,

Zombies are reknown for doing

More than boyfriends can

Dracula's so stylish,

The Crow keeps me from harm,

Even the Olde Reaper

Has a sort of boyish charm

I'm tired of allusions

My ink well's almost dry

So I'll say it once, clichely

Without you love will die

So-

Drop me a noose,

Throw me a bone,

Your little twisted Wednesday

Is feeling so alone

Spray on formeldehyde

Dress in black from head to toe

We'll wander through forsaken graves

Reciting words of Poe

Sing the Sorrow, caroling

Love in Autumn's snow

Out of all the warm hearts beating,

Why can't I have yours?

Drop me a noose,

Throw me a bone,

Your little twisted Wednesday

Is feeling so alone

Drop me a noose

Throw me a bone

Youre little twisted Wednesday

Is feeling so alone

Spray on formeldehyde

Dress in black from head to toe

We'll wander through forsaken graves

Reciting words of Poe

Sing the Sorrow, caroling

Love in Autumn's snow