Clean Cigarette

“Hey! Have you seen my cigarette packet?”

”No. Where you left them?”

“I can’t recall. But I know it’s a new packet. I just bought it yesterday.”

“Hmm… Did you leave it in the toilet?”

“No. That’s my old one.”

“ Have you tried the patio?”

“Didn’t go there yesterday.”

“How about your bedside table?”

“Tried, not there.”

“Dining table?”

“Can’t see it.”

“…”

“I KNOW! I left it in my trousers yesterday. I forgot to take it out.”

“...”

“Now where did i put them trousers?”

“Houston, we have a problem.”

“What?”

“I already did laundry and it’s even dried.”

“Damn!”

“But hey! Look on the bright side. It’s nicotine free and good to smoke.”

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A/N: This is based on a real life incident. So i was bored and decided to put in on paper ...LOL! Just please don’t mind the lame humor. Thanks.